*** State Of The Union Adress *** Life Sucks!

Sorry my people!!

I have not be posting in long while, due to the fact that my computer is royally screwed. *bows ferverently*everything in my life has been turned on its head. I now have a job at the local Hick Trading Post ::aka Sandytown Variety:: My sister is leaving for BC and has no intent on returning, (what a bitch!) MY JCC CREW!! *bawls* *floods library* *has to pay for water damage* At any rate I miss you all and I give you an invisible HuggleGlomp combo (100 points!!) my life is freaking crazy. *freaks out* Kenya!! *bawls* every day we are apart is an eternity in itself! *bawls* Dfire!! your words of wisdom leave a void in my life!*bawls* Snow! I miss our heated Yaoi poking fests!!!!!*I need my crew!!* wah! any words of wisdom shared would be appreciated... *counts down days until school* This sucks. Anyho, I need to do other stuff @ the library while i'm here... Gotta go.

--Jujube

"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Jewish!"

Blargh!!

Me no hav-ey no compy!! **explodes** posting will therefore be limited.. More than usual. *gonk* **looks at picture of laptop** I WILL HAVE YOU MY SWEET SWEET PRETTY!!!** *runs off*

A Rant By Snow.

Why Having A Little Brother Is Junky

Okay to start off, this is all true. This is what happens almost every day. You think you have a bad time with siblings, and I’m sure you do. They are junky. Firstly, they always want you to play with them, and when you don’t play with them, they either hit you or nag, nag, nag you until your hair turns grey and falls out or you pull it out yourself. Then after they give up nagging and, or hitting you, you get even 6 meters from them and direct a question at you, they scream and tell you to get the heck away from them, tell the parental units and you get into trouble. Sometimes though it doesn’t even take a word but a glance and there all in your face. Okay so there is this really cool thing on TV like an action movie with lots of punching and kicking or a show that has how to throw “Deadly Cards” (the myth that you can kill someone by throwing a playing card at them), after watching you siblings decide that it is really cool and want to try it, and your there test dummy. They start hitting you with cards/punches/kicks whenever they can. On another note, they like to rub things in your face. When they get something and you don’t, they act all high and mighty about it. It’s a good idea to rub their faces in the dirt whenever you can, hypothetically or literately, both are good choices, but I’d choose literately or hypothetically. Then there are all the just random come in to your room and hit you for absolutely no reason. They come up out of nowhere and smack you upside the head. It must be some sort of nourishment for them or something. The next best thing for them other than hitting is that they thing they are smarter than you. Obviously if your doing academic everything and getting all A’s and they are is all open classes (public school) and getting one or two A’s and a whole lot of C’s and D’s and a couple of R’s to kick them in the butt one more time, they aren’t as smart as you (this may not really apply, but what the hey). Well if you are older than them, you are more likely the smartest. It’s the way things go. Younger sibling also do not no the meaning of “Stop!” because they never do the action demanded. They never stop, even if you say please. They just keep going with the water guns shoot in the eyes or hitting you with mallets or shooting cap guns off in your ears, est. est. As well, they think they are better than everyone else. They think just because they are Mexican or German or whatever that They. Are. Stupid! The most annoying thing is when they get onto your computer to get revenge on you and mess something up. They take the most precious thing on your computer and place it into the recycling bin and think that they will not get slapped for it. They take you Escaflowne episodes and delete them from you computer making sure to empty the trash so they can’t restore the files so that their job is complete and there is nothing you can do. When you are watching over you little angels (NOT!) they don’t listen to a word you say. They just don’t obey you when you’re the boss when the parental units are away. The best thing though is that they leave evidence all over the crime scene and don’t clean up after them selves. This is all true about Snow’s little craper of a brother. He does hit Snow for no reason, beg her for gold and to play games, delete all episodes of Escaflowne from her computer and then empty the recycle bin. This is a result of all Snow’s frustration and anger that built up after all the action above throw out this not even week yet of summer vacation. Her brother did all the things listed above even deleting all episodes of Escaflowne from my computer. The good thing is that my father’s computer had the episodes still on it, so they are currently being transferred. Snow had now cried because of her brother way to many times now. Snow is relived that her brother can’t do things all the way through to get revenge on her again. Snow is about to kill her brother. Thanks for your time, please remember these things may not apply to your siblings, girl or boy, but be prepared for anything.

~A very emotionally upset Snow

((Juhachi gives it a thumbs up x2... try not to destroy your brother just yet, mmkay? the whole criminal record thing is just not worth it.))