DBZ
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Goku!
Goku+Piccolo
Group Shot
Trunks!
Brolly
Screamin' Vegita
DBZ Wallpaper1
#17
#18
Screaming Son Gohan Wallpaper!
RANDOMNESS!
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Naruto
Batman
Fzero
CCS
CCS-tiny pic
MewMew power -- group shot
One Piece -- wallpaper
Shaman King --wallpaper
Sonic -- wallpaper
LOVE: HINA
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Naru
Naru(?)
Naru2
Naru3 -- schoolclothes
Naru&Keitaro
Group shot
Shinobu+Naru
Saturday, April 30
Friday, April 29
TGIF (n) (pronounced Teechif ) -- descriptive term for "Friday" see also : Sixth Day of Week
This explains a lot.
So! Not much to report, were putting a monster amp in the truck so that people 5 blocks down can hear our lovely heavy metal music. and, also, I've been rendered incapable of turning underlining off because I am too lazy. get over it. Science was fun! history was boring, lunch was full of pokemon and music made my face hurt. Communications was messed up.Megumi and I made a screwed up kinda comic thing. That was my day. Welcome to my doomed repetitive life. I'll just have to deal. hahaha. not much to do, so I was on MSN, but I'm debating whether to keep it or not.Also, I seriously think I really scared snow... I didn't mean to, I'm sorry if I did. heh. Ohh! good song!! the opening theme from Hellsing... good anime if ever there was one! lol just yanking your chain. the only good animes in my opinion are Gravi, DBZ\GT, Hellsing, Trigun, Love: Hina, and mabey another one I forgot. Aren't I horrible? Muhahahahahahah!! eh, right. best be off, before I get reprimanded for spending too much time with Computer.
Lah Li Ho!!
--Jujuhachigo
So! Not much to report, were putting a monster amp in the truck so that people 5 blocks down can hear our lovely heavy metal music. and, also, I've been rendered incapable of turning underlining off because I am too lazy. get over it. Science was fun! history was boring, lunch was full of pokemon and music made my face hurt. Communications was messed up.Megumi and I made a screwed up kinda comic thing. That was my day. Welcome to my doomed repetitive life. I'll just have to deal. hahaha. not much to do, so I was on MSN, but I'm debating whether to keep it or not.Also, I seriously think I really scared snow... I didn't mean to, I'm sorry if I did. heh. Ohh! good song!! the opening theme from Hellsing... good anime if ever there was one! lol just yanking your chain. the only good animes in my opinion are Gravi, DBZ\GT, Hellsing, Trigun, Love: Hina, and mabey another one I forgot. Aren't I horrible? Muhahahahahahah!! eh, right. best be off, before I get reprimanded for spending too much time with Computer.
Lah Li Ho!!
--Jujuhachigo
Thursday, April 28
Sicklyness Sucks. *nose honk*
Koh men na sai!
Couldn't come to school today... heh. *snot purging in progress* heh nice and cheery today.. about as cheery as a clown on crack with a nail in my foot and a staple in my eye... I suppose I shouldn't go to school tomarrow, either.. Unless, hopefully, I make a hell of a recovery.. But that probably wont stop me.. heh, not much does.. *sinister laugh* So... my day mostly consisted of sleeping, watching movies, and doing nothing... Quite unlike me, if I do say so. *heaving sigh* I do miss you all!! there is a great void in my life without you!! anyhow, why is no one on MSN?? ag! I finally get the blasted thing, then no one shows up.. And, I don't want to resort to chat rooms, there are some scary people in there! ((hmm. Perhaps I should join thier ranks?)) ha, most of them are just really bored.. poor souls, hahahaha. Yes. Laugh in thier face. hahhaahahahah. Aren't I an asshole? lol ((not usually, anyway)) Today I watched the masterpeice that is called Fight Club ... argueably the best movie ever made that stars real people. So, anyhow, just listening to some tunes... I'm quite surprised that I haven't imploded from boredom... lol death by implosion.. now I wanna see it real bad.... er.. what was I saying?! egh. I am really sick.. in the head too! hooray! I've hit rock bottom! Well, gotta go. you people should leave more comments. lol
*Fun Fact: Frozen concentrate Orange Juice can be mixed with gasoline for a suitable substitute for napalm.
Couldn't come to school today... heh. *snot purging in progress* heh nice and cheery today.. about as cheery as a clown on crack with a nail in my foot and a staple in my eye... I suppose I shouldn't go to school tomarrow, either.. Unless, hopefully, I make a hell of a recovery.. But that probably wont stop me.. heh, not much does.. *sinister laugh* So... my day mostly consisted of sleeping, watching movies, and doing nothing... Quite unlike me, if I do say so. *heaving sigh* I do miss you all!! there is a great void in my life without you!! anyhow, why is no one on MSN?? ag! I finally get the blasted thing, then no one shows up.. And, I don't want to resort to chat rooms, there are some scary people in there! ((hmm. Perhaps I should join thier ranks?)) ha, most of them are just really bored.. poor souls, hahahaha. Yes. Laugh in thier face. hahhaahahahah. Aren't I an asshole? lol ((not usually, anyway)) Today I watched the masterpeice that is called Fight Club ... argueably the best movie ever made that stars real people. So, anyhow, just listening to some tunes... I'm quite surprised that I haven't imploded from boredom... lol death by implosion.. now I wanna see it real bad.... er.. what was I saying?! egh. I am really sick.. in the head too! hooray! I've hit rock bottom! Well, gotta go. you people should leave more comments. lol
*Fun Fact: Frozen concentrate Orange Juice can be mixed with gasoline for a suitable substitute for napalm.
Wednesday, April 27
Personality Test!!
Beans, you're a Skydiver! 
You're open minded, extroverted, free-spirited, and independent. Chances are you're pretty liberal. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible. Chances are, you're a great leader at work. You're also a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job. You're also an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others.
Ha ! Seems like a load of B.S... But these tests sure take up time if youre bored!
pranks and such
Piss people off in your computer class:
Here are some ways to piss people off in your computer class:
Sometimes in the school network you can send messages. I know the Novell network does this. Send messages that would really piss them off.
Im pretty sure your science teacher has some of these small penny size magnets you can steal. My teacher has some that are VERY VERY strong and will hurt you if you dont know how to use them. Go around to peoples computers and put if up against the monitor. Or if the school has pissed you off just put it up against the CPU. Disaster waiting to happen
This works very rarely so here it goes. One time my computer at school wasnt working and I hit the table really hard and the person next me computer went out. Pissed him off because he was one sentence away from finishing a VERY important assignment that was due in 5 minutes. Eh he got an F on that. Served him right cuz he talked a lot of shit anyway.
Switch the keyboard keys around.
Cover the mouse and keyboard with fox piss. Ya know the scents you put on when you go deer hunting. Heh heh there hands will stank like shit!
put some mayo on the keyboards.
Wipe something sticky on the monitor so impairs the persons vision that sits at your computer after the change of class.
Dont steal the mouse balls. They can always go somewhere and get another one. What you do is super glue the ball to the inside. They might have to get a new mouse!
Turn up the sound really loud.
Screw the monitor up by changing the screen width etc
If your computer has a CD rom just take out the little belt on the inside so the lil door wont open and shut.
Screw up the settings on Microsoft word or the primary program used in your class.
you can also break a floppy and force it in the drive.
for Novell Networks, login as workstation (admin-type)so you can acces the C: drive, delete all the .dll files on the computer, then restart the computer. When someone logs in, they can’t access the network, so they have the tech guys fix it. The problem is that The tech people can’t fix it since they can uninstall or reinstall it, so they end up spending lots of time reformatting the computer.
Another good one is for districts with a very strict "nothing but home/classwork based policy. When games apear, the tech guys need to find who did it, then uninstall properly. Some games do not need to be installed, like Steam (30mb), copy it, and paste it on the C: drive someplace. Then download all the games, so it filles the HDD, spead the files all over the place, so the Tech ppl can’t find them all, then delete the uninstall program so they can’t uninstall properly. At my old school, the tech people take about 3 months, then reformat the computer, then reinstall all the other programs back on.
Novell blows, if you want to be cool (lol) use command prompt. command prompt is in start\programs\accesories\command prompt, here is what you do. you type this:
Net send * I'M WATCHING YOU DAY AND NIGHT!
then hit enter after the star (*) you can type whatever u want really, also it sends a message to every computer on the network but thats the funniest.
Here are some ways to piss people off in your computer class:
Sometimes in the school network you can send messages. I know the Novell network does this. Send messages that would really piss them off.
Im pretty sure your science teacher has some of these small penny size magnets you can steal. My teacher has some that are VERY VERY strong and will hurt you if you dont know how to use them. Go around to peoples computers and put if up against the monitor. Or if the school has pissed you off just put it up against the CPU. Disaster waiting to happen
This works very rarely so here it goes. One time my computer at school wasnt working and I hit the table really hard and the person next me computer went out. Pissed him off because he was one sentence away from finishing a VERY important assignment that was due in 5 minutes. Eh he got an F on that. Served him right cuz he talked a lot of shit anyway.
Switch the keyboard keys around.
Cover the mouse and keyboard with fox piss. Ya know the scents you put on when you go deer hunting. Heh heh there hands will stank like shit!
put some mayo on the keyboards.
Wipe something sticky on the monitor so impairs the persons vision that sits at your computer after the change of class.
Dont steal the mouse balls. They can always go somewhere and get another one. What you do is super glue the ball to the inside. They might have to get a new mouse!
Turn up the sound really loud.
Screw the monitor up by changing the screen width etc
If your computer has a CD rom just take out the little belt on the inside so the lil door wont open and shut.
Screw up the settings on Microsoft word or the primary program used in your class.
you can also break a floppy and force it in the drive.
for Novell Networks, login as workstation (admin-type)so you can acces the C: drive, delete all the .dll files on the computer, then restart the computer. When someone logs in, they can’t access the network, so they have the tech guys fix it. The problem is that The tech people can’t fix it since they can uninstall or reinstall it, so they end up spending lots of time reformatting the computer.
Another good one is for districts with a very strict "nothing but home/classwork based policy. When games apear, the tech guys need to find who did it, then uninstall properly. Some games do not need to be installed, like Steam (30mb), copy it, and paste it on the C: drive someplace. Then download all the games, so it filles the HDD, spead the files all over the place, so the Tech ppl can’t find them all, then delete the uninstall program so they can’t uninstall properly. At my old school, the tech people take about 3 months, then reformat the computer, then reinstall all the other programs back on.
Novell blows, if you want to be cool (lol) use command prompt. command prompt is in start\programs\accesories\command prompt, here is what you do. you type this:
Net send * I'M WATCHING YOU DAY AND NIGHT!
then hit enter after the star (*) you can type whatever u want really, also it sends a message to every computer on the network but thats the funniest.
Tuesday, April 26
Variations on a theme by Napalm. (Napalm Concerto in D minor)
hokay!
here are lots of slow/long burning liquids, ways to make them burn even worse, make ’em explode, and make stuff burn.
here you need....
empty soda cans.
fuses
lighters
LOTS of BACON!
even more BACON!
duct tape
matches
water
water baloon slingshot
a few freinds
what you need to know beforehand:
you know that pesky grease from bacon? otherwise known as Bacon Grease? well, you may or may not of known that Bacon Grease is FLAMMABLE! yes, FLAMMABLE! and here, what do we know? FLAMMABLE = GOOD! Also, when a grease fire is burning, of all things to throw on, what would you? water? ice? a fire-extinguisher? well, of all things, you would want to throw a towel over it and cover it and smother it out of existence.
CAUTION!
dont throw water. water is just as flammable as gasoline in this scenario. if you spray a grease fire with a hose, you now have a flame thrower. also, ice cubes act like little bombs. ((starts smokin and then goes POP!))
well, heres the NAPALM!!!!!
Traditional:
mix 70/30 gasoline/oil.
put in container, light, and throw.
((soap shavings for good effect also help.))
2. Grease-Fire Combo...
Take a soda can; fill at least 3/4 full of bacon grease (get from cooking bacon. Really! it's from Bacon!) (be sure to wear an oven mit on your hand). Now, light a match and drop it into can. now, either pour onto target or throw. can gets pretty hot really quick so be carefull.
3. For a brick, he flew pretty good....
take the gas/oil mix and take a newspaper and shred into millions of little peices. then mix in with oil, gasoline. when dry, makes flammable brick. to enhance this one, pour oil on it just before throw. and as an added bonus, add soap shavings. then light.
4. Pizza Dough...
take gasoline and soak it in styrofoam. Once the gasoline cannot eat anymore styrofoam, it should resemble pizzadough. this one may or my not work, havent tried it. ((heehee, yet))
well, thats most of the commons. I dont really know much else. just remember the grease fire one. thats my good one.
here are lots of slow/long burning liquids, ways to make them burn even worse, make ’em explode, and make stuff burn.
here you need....
empty soda cans.
fuses
lighters
LOTS of BACON!
even more BACON!
duct tape
matches
water
water baloon slingshot
a few freinds
what you need to know beforehand:
you know that pesky grease from bacon? otherwise known as Bacon Grease? well, you may or may not of known that Bacon Grease is FLAMMABLE! yes, FLAMMABLE! and here, what do we know? FLAMMABLE = GOOD! Also, when a grease fire is burning, of all things to throw on, what would you? water? ice? a fire-extinguisher? well, of all things, you would want to throw a towel over it and cover it and smother it out of existence.
CAUTION!
dont throw water. water is just as flammable as gasoline in this scenario. if you spray a grease fire with a hose, you now have a flame thrower. also, ice cubes act like little bombs. ((starts smokin and then goes POP!))
well, heres the NAPALM!!!!!
Traditional:
mix 70/30 gasoline/oil.
put in container, light, and throw.
((soap shavings for good effect also help.))
2. Grease-Fire Combo...
Take a soda can; fill at least 3/4 full of bacon grease (get from cooking bacon. Really! it's from Bacon!) (be sure to wear an oven mit on your hand). Now, light a match and drop it into can. now, either pour onto target or throw. can gets pretty hot really quick so be carefull.
3. For a brick, he flew pretty good....
take the gas/oil mix and take a newspaper and shred into millions of little peices. then mix in with oil, gasoline. when dry, makes flammable brick. to enhance this one, pour oil on it just before throw. and as an added bonus, add soap shavings. then light.
4. Pizza Dough...
take gasoline and soak it in styrofoam. Once the gasoline cannot eat anymore styrofoam, it should resemble pizzadough. this one may or my not work, havent tried it. ((heehee, yet))
well, thats most of the commons. I dont really know much else. just remember the grease fire one. thats my good one.
The Fertilizer bomb
Ingredients:
- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind, GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel
Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!!
- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind, GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel
Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!!
The Peanut Butter Bomb.
WHAT YOU NEED:
- Jiff Peanut butter Jar.(NOT PLASTIC!)
- Gasoline
- Some gunpowder.(empty a few shotgun shells)
- Model airplane glue.
- Sugar.
- Fuse.(any type except electric)
- Psychotic tendency.
Ok.. Mix the gunpowder with the sugar in a 10:1 ratio. Then add enough model
Monday, April 25
Damn this cold!
Greets. I still can't get rid of this bloody cold, egh. it's not fun to have to do a Snot Purge every 30 seconds... lol so anywayses, I am an official Linkin Park junkie... It's better than crack, seeing as there are no unpleaseant side-effects, yknow, hallucinations, death and all of the potentially harmful things that hallucinogens do. hehee! but the only thing that it does give you is a ringing left ear *teehee* Oh! and I can't forget to mention that I'm also hooked on J-pop.. *trails off* Utada Hikaru..........mmmmh....... Ag! Oh, sorry about that.. ehh, riight. Music class was kind of boring *wipes up what appears to be a drool puddle* *phone ring* brb .......... oh, ok.. It was the school.......... No silly gooses! I didn't skip! apparently there is a musical going on, I had no clue whatsoever! *egh* wrong! it's called Seussical the Musical. I think it'll be really cool. I'm going to see it. (not that I regularly like musicals) *nervous laugh* Oh, I got a tune in my head.. goes a little something like this: ((It's supposed to be upbeat, not ment to be morbid or anything. ))
I never really feel quite right
and I don't know why,
all I know is that somethin's wrong..
Every time I look at you, you seem so alive..
Tell me, how do you do it?
walk me through it,
I'll follow in your every footstep
Mabey on your own, you take a concious step
do you wanna give it up?
But all I want is for you to
(x2)
shine (shiiiiiiine!)
shine down on me
shine on this life that's burning out
you gave me something I've never known...
( 'lvoe yuo cbihi cbihi! )
Jujuhachigo
I never really feel quite right
and I don't know why,
all I know is that somethin's wrong..
Every time I look at you, you seem so alive..
Tell me, how do you do it?
walk me through it,
I'll follow in your every footstep
Mabey on your own, you take a concious step
do you wanna give it up?
But all I want is for you to
(x2)
shine (shiiiiiiine!)
shine down on me
shine on this life that's burning out
you gave me something I've never known...
( 'lvoe yuo cbihi cbihi! )
Jujuhachigo
Eh!?
what's up everybody?
not too much here.. Another average Monday! w00t! school! lol, anyway today was fun! in science class, Megumi and I made a funky-pirate-map! it's for our culminating activity, doing stuff to scale and all. In history, it was bloody boring.. just crosswords and such. I was chatting with Alex, who sits behind me! we were kind of cheating on the crosswords, lol she did half, and I the other.. Efficient, no? lol. It wasn't so bad I guess. Alex (Beck-- female), Brandon, Addison, and myself can get into some extravagently strange conversations.. lol! It was really random when Brandon was like (out of nowhere) "Nicole Kidman is really hot!" Refelxively, I was like "God, I know, eh?" and I was like.. oh shi---they all shot me `The Look` -- long pause -- the, like, instinctive steely one that's like hey, you just said something that dosent' quite flow right.... Brandon and Addison , for a few seconds, sat transfixed, then laughed it off. Alex on the other hand, well, just looked at me.. and motioned me closer for whispering purposes.. She said "Are you..." she trailed off... "'Cause that's cool if you are" So, I nodded.((to see what she would do, of course. Not that I am or anything ... )) She's like "Oh." and she looked at me, perplexed, as if some random thought or another had snagged in her mind.. She seemed distant. It was a wierd feeling, though. Of course promptly after, I said "Who, me?! HAHAA!" But yet for the rest of that class never looked at me the same, but this sense of acceptance immediately came back as soon as she knew for sure that I wasn't.. well. As soon as she knew I was "Safe" -- Perhaps this is a subconcious measure.. to put up a guard to what is foreign to us.. Still, things like this makes me feel strange inside.. Are all people like this? It makes me seriously consider taking (year12) psychology.. Ah well. Perhaps I shall linger and attempt to comprehend the enigmatic anomalous things that consume this planet ..
-Till next time!
Jujuhachigo
not too much here.. Another average Monday! w00t! school! lol, anyway today was fun! in science class, Megumi and I made a funky-pirate-map! it's for our culminating activity, doing stuff to scale and all. In history, it was bloody boring.. just crosswords and such. I was chatting with Alex, who sits behind me! we were kind of cheating on the crosswords, lol she did half, and I the other.. Efficient, no? lol. It wasn't so bad I guess. Alex (Beck-- female), Brandon, Addison, and myself can get into some extravagently strange conversations.. lol! It was really random when Brandon was like (out of nowhere) "Nicole Kidman is really hot!" Refelxively, I was like "God, I know, eh?" and I was like.. oh shi---they all shot me `The Look` -- long pause -- the, like, instinctive steely one that's like hey, you just said something that dosent' quite flow right.... Brandon and Addison , for a few seconds, sat transfixed, then laughed it off. Alex on the other hand, well, just looked at me.. and motioned me closer for whispering purposes.. She said "Are you..." she trailed off... "'Cause that's cool if you are" So, I nodded.((to see what she would do, of course. Not that I am or anything ... )) She's like "Oh." and she looked at me, perplexed, as if some random thought or another had snagged in her mind.. She seemed distant. It was a wierd feeling, though. Of course promptly after, I said "Who, me?! HAHAA!" But yet for the rest of that class never looked at me the same, but this sense of acceptance immediately came back as soon as she knew for sure that I wasn't.. well. As soon as she knew I was "Safe" -- Perhaps this is a subconcious measure.. to put up a guard to what is foreign to us.. Still, things like this makes me feel strange inside.. Are all people like this? It makes me seriously consider taking (year12) psychology.. Ah well. Perhaps I shall linger and attempt to comprehend the enigmatic anomalous things that consume this planet ..
-Till next time!
Jujuhachigo
Saturday, April 23
Weekend!! *pops off champagne bottle*
What's up, ese(s) ? I just woke up... *shame shame*
But hey! It's a saturday. I'm entitled to at least one Sleep-In Day (copyright pending) a month. Not much to report except that the weather is dumpy, as is typical of weekends.. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain... How are you supposed to throw a party in the rain?!?!? * heavy sigh* Perhaps another weekend. It's quite boring because to get to the treehouse, it would be much too muddy.. and the high alert status for rabid and wild coons & p...p..possums *cringe* is much too great.. I would like to take this opportunity to declare\admit to anyone who does not know this... I have an unnatural fear or possums.. and coons. (happy now, Chibichibi?) Sometimes all it takes for me to twich or fumble or fidget is the mention of the P-word.. I didn't really know I was scared of them untill.. well. That is a tale for another time. *cringe* tail... ugh. Anyway! my weekend is ok so far. I missed 4kids TV this morning... Kuso! my only source of TV anime.. boohoo. Oh well. I (bought\downloaded -- your pick) the first few episodes of Fruits Basket and Hellsing, and a few more Dragonball GT (and Z movies) as well as a dumpload of AMV's (anime music videos). Lots of cool stuff. On Friday, I got picked up from educational facility\EESS and mama and me went to St. Thomas.. No, not the Island in the carribean (silly gooses), that town. yeah, the one with more stuff than Tillsonburg -- Tburg, whatever.. There should have been a smog advisory yesterday afternoon.. It was so grey and cloudy, and stinky and city-like it was quite degoutante.. (disgustin') Mother: wow, [St. Thomas] is really smelly today. Me: Yeah, that's what cities do. They smell bad and mug the occasional person, but usually they just smell... Went to Giant Tiger and got some stuff.. a neat-o Tshirt and clothing... As strange as it may be, whenever I say I sould use a new pair of pants, my mother goes into -SHOP- mode ver 2.0 beta.. its kinda scary sometimes.. It's probably 'cause I hate to shop, so whenever I drop the most subliminal hint ever she jumps on it.. Everyone says that is wierd... that I don't like to shop.. It's just not in my blood.. I think when me and my sis were created, she got my mom's "Shopping Gene" and I got my dad's. Not that theres anything wrong with that.. It just makes me more, um.. Well, we'll just call it "Objective Based" -- Y'know, traditional guy method, : A) Get in. B) Get it. C) Get out. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the most common pattern observed when with subject: Male. Like I said, I could use a dude's opinion here. And also, for the (I've lost count) time I have beaten Tekken!! Hooray for me!! I think Tekken is helping with my piano playing skills... Seriously! don't laugh! all those 7-hit combos, and such.. It's like an art.. It's a beautiful--- er, I mean, its kickass 'cause you beat the living shit out of people!! rock on!!! So! i've almost run out of batteries, but before I do, I would like to pose a question -- what people\things\items would you preferably have before you crash-landed on a semi-tropical island ?! Have fun, my pretties!
Current Favourite Movies --
Elektra
DBGT special 15
Gravitation (series)
Hellsing (series)
Oceans Eleven (12 sucked, just see the first one again)
But hey! It's a saturday. I'm entitled to at least one Sleep-In Day (copyright pending) a month. Not much to report except that the weather is dumpy, as is typical of weekends.. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain. rain... How are you supposed to throw a party in the rain?!?!? * heavy sigh* Perhaps another weekend. It's quite boring because to get to the treehouse, it would be much too muddy.. and the high alert status for rabid and wild coons & p...p..possums *cringe* is much too great.. I would like to take this opportunity to declare\admit to anyone who does not know this... I have an unnatural fear or possums.. and coons. (happy now, Chibichibi?) Sometimes all it takes for me to twich or fumble or fidget is the mention of the P-word.. I didn't really know I was scared of them untill.. well. That is a tale for another time. *cringe* tail... ugh. Anyway! my weekend is ok so far. I missed 4kids TV this morning... Kuso! my only source of TV anime.. boohoo. Oh well. I (bought\downloaded -- your pick) the first few episodes of Fruits Basket and Hellsing, and a few more Dragonball GT (and Z movies) as well as a dumpload of AMV's (anime music videos). Lots of cool stuff. On Friday, I got picked up from educational facility\EESS and mama and me went to St. Thomas.. No, not the Island in the carribean (silly gooses), that town. yeah, the one with more stuff than Tillsonburg -- Tburg, whatever.. There should have been a smog advisory yesterday afternoon.. It was so grey and cloudy, and stinky and city-like it was quite degoutante.. (disgustin') Mother: wow, [St. Thomas] is really smelly today. Me: Yeah, that's what cities do. They smell bad and mug the occasional person, but usually they just smell... Went to Giant Tiger and got some stuff.. a neat-o Tshirt and clothing... As strange as it may be, whenever I say I sould use a new pair of pants, my mother goes into -SHOP- mode ver 2.0 beta.. its kinda scary sometimes.. It's probably 'cause I hate to shop, so whenever I drop the most subliminal hint ever she jumps on it.. Everyone says that is wierd... that I don't like to shop.. It's just not in my blood.. I think when me and my sis were created, she got my mom's "Shopping Gene" and I got my dad's. Not that theres anything wrong with that.. It just makes me more, um.. Well, we'll just call it "Objective Based" -- Y'know, traditional guy method, : A) Get in. B) Get it. C) Get out. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the most common pattern observed when with subject: Male. Like I said, I could use a dude's opinion here. And also, for the (I've lost count) time I have beaten Tekken!! Hooray for me!! I think Tekken is helping with my piano playing skills... Seriously! don't laugh! all those 7-hit combos, and such.. It's like an art.. It's a beautiful--- er, I mean, its kickass 'cause you beat the living shit out of people!! rock on!!! So! i've almost run out of batteries, but before I do, I would like to pose a question -- what people\things\items would you preferably have before you crash-landed on a semi-tropical island ?! Have fun, my pretties!
Current Favourite Movies --
Elektra
DBGT special 15
Gravitation (series)
Hellsing (series)
Oceans Eleven (12 sucked, just see the first one again)
Thursday, April 21
I swear, if you kill another god-damned australian in this bar, I'll shove this phone in your ass.
Hello Everybody! (Hope you like the new blog name!)
** "Hi Dr. Nick!" **
Sorry, I've a little bit whacked-out-hyperactivity-syndrome going on.. (long wordlieness!! w00t 4 meee!) From now on, I think I'll stick to random post titles.. Yesterday was 4:20!! no relevance to me! (and Hitler The Scumbag's Birthday) Hee, scumbag.. ! *BDTTTT!* (<-- annoying sound I make) Happy Happy Happy Happy!!!! *BDTTT BDTT* w00t! leaps on non-existant chandelier and swings around with frighteningy similar tendancies to that of the primates in the moving picture "Gorillas In The Mist" So!! All is well with my wonderful -- yet rocky at times -- relationship with ChibiChibi!! ((I love you ChibiChibi!!)) Hooooray!! err, I mean you are a nice friend, if that's what you want us to be.. (call me!) Know what stinks? Our TV coaxial antenna has malfunctioned or something, so now we only get channel 31 --CityTV-- It really sucks ass. It's ok with me, though. As long as I have weather news-- uh, I mean, I don't keep track of the weather.. that's not cool... So! In communications, I'm in Megumi's class!! w00t! lots of fun.. Megan: "You are a fruitcake..." Me: "Well, your boring somethimes... **long pause** and straight!" Yeah, I know, that comeback sucked, *shame shame*........ but that class sure is fun. It would be more fun if she wasn't a homophobe... !@$! I didn't say that out loud, did I?! ( kuso! ) umm. Anyhow, we are starting new things in science class! Things I understand! Most excellent! and in history it is history as usual.. *COUGHboringCOUGH* JCC at lunch was fun! **trance** Must Downloa--- Purchase Spirited Away!!! Well, Nothing to report from Music class, except I can play the base line for "Funkytown" (dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dahhhh) and I can also play that on the tonal dials on most ATM's ... lol yes, I have too much time .. Must be off!
** "Hi Dr. Nick!" **
Sorry, I've a little bit whacked-out-hyperactivity-syndrome going on.. (long wordlieness!! w00t 4 meee!) From now on, I think I'll stick to random post titles.. Yesterday was 4:20!! no relevance to me! (and Hitler The Scumbag's Birthday) Hee, scumbag.. ! *BDTTTT!* (<-- annoying sound I make) Happy Happy Happy Happy!!!! *BDTTT BDTT* w00t! leaps on non-existant chandelier and swings around with frighteningy similar tendancies to that of the primates in the moving picture "Gorillas In The Mist" So!! All is well with my wonderful -- yet rocky at times -- relationship with ChibiChibi!! ((I love you ChibiChibi!!)) Hooooray!! err, I mean you are a nice friend, if that's what you want us to be.. (call me!) Know what stinks? Our TV coaxial antenna has malfunctioned or something, so now we only get channel 31 --CityTV-- It really sucks ass. It's ok with me, though. As long as I have weather news-- uh, I mean, I don't keep track of the weather.. that's not cool... So! In communications, I'm in Megumi's class!! w00t! lots of fun.. Megan: "You are a fruitcake..." Me: "Well, your boring somethimes... **long pause** and straight!" Yeah, I know, that comeback sucked, *shame shame*........ but that class sure is fun. It would be more fun if she wasn't a homophobe... !@$! I didn't say that out loud, did I?! ( kuso! ) umm. Anyhow, we are starting new things in science class! Things I understand! Most excellent! and in history it is history as usual.. *COUGHboringCOUGH* JCC at lunch was fun! **trance** Must Downloa--- Purchase Spirited Away!!! Well, Nothing to report from Music class, except I can play the base line for "Funkytown" (dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dahhhh) and I can also play that on the tonal dials on most ATM's ... lol yes, I have too much time .. Must be off!
Wednesday, April 20
How to rip off vending machines -- not that I know
By using the method described, you can get free drinks or
free money, or quite possibly free drinks AND free money.
What do I mean by, 'Salt a box?' you ask? The term is quite literal.
Listen up!
Here is a list of the stuff you will need to salt a box:
- a big jug, like an empty gallon milk jug, maybe two
- lots of salt, like several pounds (really cheap, like 5 cents a can)
- some warm water
- a piece of poster board or something to make a BIG funnel with
- a couple of nice, strong bags to hold your money anr/or drinks in
like gym bags or something
- a soft drink machine in a place where you can rip it off without
anyone seeing you (it's your choice, make a good one)
Take your jug and fill it with the warm water and salt. Mix it up real
well so that the salt dissolves as much as it can into the water.
Fold the poster board (or whatever you use) into a funnel so that you can direct the flow of a liquid where ever you want it.
Go up to your drink machine and hold the end of the funnel up to the COIN slot of it. Now slowly pour as much salt water into the machine as you can. The more the better. If you are lucky, you will short the machines electronics out. You will do one or more of the following to the machine:
- cause it to 'free vend,' or dispense drinks simply by pushing the
selection you want without the insertion of money
- cause it to spit out all the change that the machine holds in its
changer (about $30 in a machine with a dollar bill validator and
about $15 in one without the validator)
- cause the machine to simply screw up and make for lots of repair
bills, problems and headaches for the drink company (good if you
are pissed at the machine or company)
If it does start spitting coins, be prepared to wait a while, because it will take a pretty good while to dispense all the coins. It will spit out coins at the rate of about 1 or 2 a second, and it makes a lot of noise, so choose you location wisely.
Now for a bit of science. Why use salt water instead of regular tap?
Despite popular belief, pure water does not conduct electricitry.
In order for water to conduct electricity, there must be at least trace
amounts of ions in it. When you dissolve salt in water, the sodium and
chlorine molecules break their ionic bonds and the the free ions float
about the solution, allowing the free conduction of electricity.
See there? You just learned something!
This method DOES work. It may not give money, or drinks ALL the time. In fact, you may end up just frying the machine, but it will work sometimes.
Please be aware of the fact that there are always changes being made in
technology every day to keep people from ripping other people/machines off. There is an add-on part for drink machines that will direct the flow of water to the bottom of the machine, while allowing the coins inserted into the coins slot free access to the coin mechanism, but it is not standard for drink machines at this time.
This method may also work for other types of vending machines. Try it!
free money, or quite possibly free drinks AND free money.
What do I mean by, 'Salt a box?' you ask? The term is quite literal.
Listen up!
Here is a list of the stuff you will need to salt a box:
- a big jug, like an empty gallon milk jug, maybe two
- lots of salt, like several pounds (really cheap, like 5 cents a can)
- some warm water
- a piece of poster board or something to make a BIG funnel with
- a couple of nice, strong bags to hold your money anr/or drinks in
like gym bags or something
- a soft drink machine in a place where you can rip it off without
anyone seeing you (it's your choice, make a good one)
Take your jug and fill it with the warm water and salt. Mix it up real
well so that the salt dissolves as much as it can into the water.
Fold the poster board (or whatever you use) into a funnel so that you can direct the flow of a liquid where ever you want it.
Go up to your drink machine and hold the end of the funnel up to the COIN slot of it. Now slowly pour as much salt water into the machine as you can. The more the better. If you are lucky, you will short the machines electronics out. You will do one or more of the following to the machine:
- cause it to 'free vend,' or dispense drinks simply by pushing the
selection you want without the insertion of money
- cause it to spit out all the change that the machine holds in its
changer (about $30 in a machine with a dollar bill validator and
about $15 in one without the validator)
- cause the machine to simply screw up and make for lots of repair
bills, problems and headaches for the drink company (good if you
are pissed at the machine or company)
If it does start spitting coins, be prepared to wait a while, because it will take a pretty good while to dispense all the coins. It will spit out coins at the rate of about 1 or 2 a second, and it makes a lot of noise, so choose you location wisely.
Now for a bit of science. Why use salt water instead of regular tap?
Despite popular belief, pure water does not conduct electricitry.
In order for water to conduct electricity, there must be at least trace
amounts of ions in it. When you dissolve salt in water, the sodium and
chlorine molecules break their ionic bonds and the the free ions float
about the solution, allowing the free conduction of electricity.
See there? You just learned something!
This method DOES work. It may not give money, or drinks ALL the time. In fact, you may end up just frying the machine, but it will work sometimes.
Please be aware of the fact that there are always changes being made in
technology every day to keep people from ripping other people/machines off. There is an add-on part for drink machines that will direct the flow of water to the bottom of the machine, while allowing the coins inserted into the coins slot free access to the coin mechanism, but it is not standard for drink machines at this time.
This method may also work for other types of vending machines. Try it!
Monday, April 18
You can't fight paper with a macaroni duck!?
Heyy!!
not much to report.. Gravi episodes 1-13 are mine!! MUHAHAHHA!!! Oh, just in case you were wondering, the pink bunny suit makes it's first appearence half-way thru episode 10! I downloaded some of the music tracks from gravi offa the net.. sooo catchy!! Funny how I can't speak Japanese worth a shit, yet I know the entire opening song by heart.. heeheee! Oh, and I would like to take this opportunity to post *echo voice* The Sensai's Master Curse List.. list... list.. Hope it dosen't get me kicked off of blogger... if they don't like it, I'll remove it, or put it on geocities.. !! here goes *gasp* NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART!! MOST SEXUALLY RELATED WORDS WERE REMOVED OUT OF SOME FORM OF DECENCY.. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
not much to report.. Gravi episodes 1-13 are mine!! MUHAHAHHA!!! Oh, just in case you were wondering, the pink bunny suit makes it's first appearence half-way thru episode 10! I downloaded some of the music tracks from gravi offa the net.. sooo catchy!! Funny how I can't speak Japanese worth a shit, yet I know the entire opening song by heart.. heeheee! Oh, and I would like to take this opportunity to post *echo voice* The Sensai's Master Curse List.. list... list.. Hope it dosen't get me kicked off of blogger... if they don't like it, I'll remove it, or put it on geocities.. !! here goes *gasp* NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART!! MOST SEXUALLY RELATED WORDS WERE REMOVED OUT OF SOME FORM OF DECENCY.. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Baita Slut
Minikui Ugly
Demarinasai Be quiet
Damare Shut up!
Dema ru Shut up!
Yaka mashi Shut up!
Urusai Shut up!
Urusai gaki Shut up, brat!
Uchujin Alien
Urusai gaki Shut up, brat
Kichigaijimata Insane
Henjin Freak
Chikusho Damn!,
Damnit! Kyojakuji Weakling
Mattsu! Oh crap!
Baka yaro Stupid bastard
Chikusho! Damnit!
Kuso Shit
Kisama commonly translated as 'bastard.'
Oppai Breasts, nipples
Ketsunoana You asshole
Onara Fart
Kin tama Golden balls (testicles)
Tama Balls, testicles
Kisama Lord of the donkeys
Anata wa dame desu You're no good
Oni Demon
Busu Ugly woman
Kuso shinezo! Die shitting
Onara atama Fart head
Roba Donkey
Kuma kuso Bear shit
Kuso atama Shit head
Ama Bitch
Mocca-Mocca Su Su Fuck you
Shine Die
Yariman Female whore
Yarichin Male Whore
Shimatta Damn it
Hhayaku inaku nareyo Fuck off
Koro shite yaru I'm going to kill you
Mocca-mocca su su Ama Fuck you, bitch
Oushikoso Bullshit
Dame Stupid
Himo Pimp
Gokanma Rape-devil
Faku Fuck
Norou Damn
Urusee You is too noisy
Ketsu Buttocks, ass
Oshiri Buttocks, ass
Baka Idiot
Kutabare Fuck You
Zakennayo Fuck You
Kieuseru Fuck off
Omae You (impolite outside close circle)
Temae You (very impolite)
Jiji Bastard
Yaro Bastard
Kisama Bastard
Jigoku ni ike Go to Hell
Boku no shiri ni kisu siro Kiss my ass
Busu Ugly female
Nonbei A drunk, lush
Menkui Shallow
Yowayowashii Chicken shit, coward, wimp
Kintama dickhead
Okama Homosexual
Onnabe Lesbian
Rezuru Lesbianism
Nuhafu Drag queen, cross dresser
Abazure Hussy
Hentai Porn
Chikan Pervert, kinky
Sukebe Sex maniac
Tanuki Womanizer
Yora sha Mentally sick, perverted
Chikan Molester
Opai Breasts
Tata nai Impotent
Funyachin Impotent
Ii keisu Nice ass
Oshaburi Blow job
Shaku hatchi Blow job
Chikishou Damn
Kuso shite shinezo Die shitting
Kuso baba Shit old woman
Kuso jiji Shit old man
Hara guzuchi o tataku na Shut the fuck up
Tameguchi kitten ja ney o Don't disrespect me, you fuck
Do digata ni kazana ho akeruzou I'm going to rip open your abdomen
Baka yaro Fuck you
Ecchi Fuck, have sex (slang)
Baka neingino Stupid human
Yourou Bastard
Kuso baka yarou Fucking Idiot
Fuzzakkenayo Get the fuck out!
Chibi Stubby, Short
Tansoku Stubby legs
Baka Stupid, prick
Dekaijiri Fat ass
Momojiri Peach ass
Heso mageru Weirdo (literally; twisted belly button)
Senzuri Wank
Nozoki Peeping Tom
Shomben Piss
Okama Faggot
Oray no shieta koto jenai I don't give a damn
Kutabare Fuck you!
Kutabacchimae Fuck you!
Onore Bastard, jerk
Baka Idiot (Strong insult in Japan)
Bakana Stupid
Bakayaro Bastard, asshole
Ecchi Perverted, perversion
Kono yaro Bastard, jerk, asshole
Kusottare Bastard, asshole
Nande kuso? What the shit?
Oban Bitchy old hag
Uma kuso Horse shit
Inu kuso Dog shit
Notarin Stupid (Lit. lacking brains)
Obatarien An overbearing, nagging woman
Ahou Moron
Kisama Very impolite way of saying 'YOU!'
Shimatta! Damnit!
Ike ike Bitch
Anata baka chibi ike ike You stupid short bitch
wa motomonai desu
Bakeru Son of a bitch
Anata wa baka yaro desu You are a fucking idiot
Kisama tama Lord of donkey's balls
Urusai, kono bakayaro! Shut up, noisy idiot!
Chikusyo! Damn it!
Baka yameroyo! Don't act stupid! (Male)
Baka yameteyo! Don't act stupid! (Female)
Namaiki iuna! Don't be so cocky!
Namen nayo! Don't fuck with me!
Baka iunayo! Don't say stupid things! (Male)
Netenjya ne-! Wake up, you bastard!
Bakani sunjya ne-! Don't think I'm stupid! (Male)
Bakani sinaideyo! Don't think I'm stupid! (Female)
Tsuppattenjya ne-yo! Don't try to be cool!
Okama! Fag!
Mukou ike! Fuck off! (Male)
Mukou itteyo! Fuck off! (Female)
Kutabare! Fuck you!
Neboken nayo! Get your head out of your ass!
Bukkorosu! I'm going to kick your ass!
Sukebe! Vulgar, lewd
Usotsuki! Liar!
Hentai Hentai Sexual perversion
Kuso! Shit!
Yabbe-! Shit, fucked up! (Male)
Yabaiyo-! Shit, fucked up! (Female)
Chibi! Shorty!
Tansoku! Short legs!
Baka jyane-! That's stupid! (Male)
Baka mitai! That's stupid! (Female)
Jyajya uma! Tomboy!
Yowacty! Weakling! (Male)
Ikuji nasi! Weakling! (Female)
Teme- konorayou! You dog! (Male)
Konoyarou! You dog! (Female)
Kono buta! You pig!
Kitane-na! You're a dirtbag! (Male)
Kitanai wane! You're a dirtbag! (Female)
Saite-dana! You're the lowest! (Male)
Saite-! You're the lowest! (Female)
Busu! You're ugly! (Male)
Ara kawai-! You're ugly! (Female)
Yariman! You whore! (Male)
Yariman onna! You whore! (Female)
Issunboshi One-Inch Boy
Hizoku Bandit
Omae o korosu I will kill you (to a person of lower status)
Jigoku e ike Go to hell
Koushu benjo Slut
Sukatoro Eat shit
Jama Shinaide Fuck Off
Anta no Baka Fucking Idiot
Otemba Tomboy (rudest version)
Shinjimae Fuck you
Bakamano Stupid person
Shiyo To fuck
Yaro To fuck
Shte Fuck me
Yate Fuck me
Yaritai Horny
Oshiko suru to piss
Unko suru to shit
Ko mon Ass
Hentai jiji Dirty old man
Boke Idiot, fool
Ama Bitch
Chikushome Son of a Bitch
Chimpira Prick (Osaka Dialect)
Benjo Mushi Shithouse insect!
Sonna koto shitta koto ja nai I don't give a damn.
Ittai nani ga hoshitenda What the hell do you want?
Ittai nani ga shitenda What the hell is that?
Jinkokuniike Go to hell
Shinezu buso kuso Die you ugly shit.
Kuso kurai Eat shit
Jigoku ochiru Go to hell
Sentako itay Flat-chested (lit. "ironing board")
Baka na gaijin Crazy/stupid foreigner
Busaiku Butt-Ugly
Nani mitendayo, kora! What the fuck are you looking at?
Pakimono Freak!
Anatano ohkaasan wa kuso desu! Your mother is shit!
Chipitama Dickhead
Baka Ona Stupid women
Oma Kora su I'm going to kill you
Oma Korence Prepare to die
Kuso Oh, shit, Damn!
Onani o shimasu ka? Do you masturbate?
Rippogakusha Rabies
Kusatta Rotten
Oni Demon
Inoshishi Wildpig
Ookiosewada Up yours!
Ano jore-me That slut!
Nametonka? (Kansai Dialect) Want me to kick your ass?
Nametonchaunka? (Kansai Dialect-humorous) Want your ass kicked?
Shinde kudasai Please Die
Ore no shitta koto ja nai! I don't give a damn
Yaoi Gay
Usotsuki Bullshit! / bullshitter! / liar!
Onushi wa honpou hou wo iru! You're a loose cannon!
Shakuhachi Oral sex (vulgar)
Ororiro Shut up (Female)
Baka-gaijin! Stupid idiot!
Kuso yarou Motherfucker
Anata no ikei wo miru to totemo koufun shimasu You are the dumbest person I have ever seen
Anata wa sei desu? Do you want to have sex
Echi shite kudasai Please have sex with me
Nyow nyow shita ku nai You don't want to get freaky with me?
Bukkoroshite yaru zo I'm going to beat you to a pulp
Mukatsuku Fucking bullshit pisses me off!
Kocha koi Come here and get your ass kicked
Zura karu ze Let's get the fuck out of here
Other Phrases\pick-up lines:
daisuki da-i really like you
lssho-ni yoake no koohii nomanai? "Shall we drink morning coffee together?"
sekkusu ga umai - "skilled in bed"
kama wo horu - "digging the pot"
Issho-ni neyou? - "Shall we sleep together?"
kokusai-koutsuu wo fukameru "deepening the level of international exchange"
Ai shite-mo ii? - (May I love you?)
Ai shitai-no - (I want to love you)
Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - "I have a futon in my pocket"
"Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!!" - Onwards to the Love Hotel!
"Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane" -You're really pretty.
"Mae-ni atta-koto aru?" - Don't I know you from somewhere?
"Ichiman-en kashite-kureru?'' - Can I borrow 10,000 yen?
"Bakku shito-ni suwaro" - Let's get in the back seat.
"Ima Shiyo" - Let's do it now!
"Shinu-hodo aishiter" - I love you so much i could die.
"Kimi-to netai"- I want to make love to you.
"Nani iro-no shitagi-o tsuketeru-no?" - What color is your underwear?
"Shikkusu-nain suki" - Let's do the sixty-nine!
"Bakku-de shiyo" - Let's do it doggy style!
"Suitaru-ga ii-na" - You have a nice figure.
''Boko-no me-o mite'' - Look into my eyes.
"Boku-ga hoshii-nowa kimi-dake" - You're the only one I want.
"Shinken-ni naritakunai." - I don't want to get serious.
Komban hima desu ka? Are you available tonight?
Eating an entire block of cheese is not a good idea.
Hello everyone! what's up in your neck of the woods? not much here.. mrgh. Damn! I hate opera singing. When it sticks in you head (yes, "you head") and you be trying to sing people will look at you funnily... er. funny-like.. ? yeah... Moving right along, Science class was a blast! (though no blasting involved.. kuso!) Megan and I got nothing accomplished. Big surprise there, eh? heehee! ((good times)) Ah well, we did devise a fun way to count.. instead of
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 ,
the orthodox and boring way, it is much more entertaining to say
1 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 8 - 8..
yeah.. must've been the fumes coming from the supply room that messed up our brains. heehee, brains.. Oh, and you know what? She's homophobic too! What is with people?! Of course this has no direct relevance to me.. So! by the title, you may or may not be able to guess what I have been been up to.. *gut rumbles and makes many other scary noises* And aslo on the agenda; apparently I'm getting a divorce? yes, makes a lot of sense.. But according to my spousal unit
(I love you ChibiChibi!) *proceeds to pretend to not know me* we are getting a divorce... (cries) Was it something I said? (sob) We can make it work! (tear tear) I must go and right the wrongs that I may or may not have commited!
Off to go and bleach a big chunk of my hair! Hussah!
--#18
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 ,
the orthodox and boring way, it is much more entertaining to say
1 - 3 - 3 - 7 - 7 - 8 - 8..
yeah.. must've been the fumes coming from the supply room that messed up our brains. heehee, brains.. Oh, and you know what? She's homophobic too! What is with people?! Of course this has no direct relevance to me.. So! by the title, you may or may not be able to guess what I have been been up to.. *gut rumbles and makes many other scary noises* And aslo on the agenda; apparently I'm getting a divorce? yes, makes a lot of sense.. But according to my spousal unit
(I love you ChibiChibi!) *proceeds to pretend to not know me* we are getting a divorce... (cries) Was it something I said? (sob) We can make it work! (tear tear) I must go and right the wrongs that I may or may not have commited!
Off to go and bleach a big chunk of my hair! Hussah!
--#18
Sunday, April 17
THINGS I LEARN ON THE WEEKEND
1) Apparently we now have another vehicle! Welcome into the clan, RedTruck!
2) Do not attempt to break down doors.. it might just work. (then you have to replace it..$sigh$.)
3) Do not blow off uber-important schoolwork! it WILL bite you in the ass. Sooner or later, anyway.
4) Tocatta Fugue in D minor is one scary piece of music
5) The piano is not easy to play.. mrgh
6) very strange, whacked out dreams are twice as likely to occur after drinking a pint of lemonade..
7) the one day you need the computer to work, it will royally screw itself. And get pleasure out of pissing you off (as well as screwing itself, I'd imagine.... but then again people don't usually have much imagination-- er right..)
8) The guy down the street wants $350 for that minibike.. Screw that!
9) When cycling, do not get in an argument with a motor-vehicle.. It's just not smart.
10) in another few days, I will have the entire Gravitation series.. of course, from a legitimate dealer, that is.
11) theme songs from anime's are quite rare to find! Let me know if youv'e got requests. I can e-mail them to ya
12) Hane hirogetai!! err.. right.. I like Gravi!
13) in Gran Tourismo, the computer cheats like crazy. *folds arms* but I'm over it now..
14) Techno is fun, but other people do not appreciate it.. Therefore, while in public\populated areas stick to 80's rock or, dare I say it, mabey even "Popular Music" *groan*
15) Popular music blows chunks.
16) Beareshare is a technological euphoria.
17) I'd rather be at school.
18) when coming on to people, don't be agressive. It dosen't work. (not that I know.. c'mon people, whaddya take me for?)
19) Be the funniest you can be without pissing other people off. You could be the funniest person in the world, but what really matters, is that you know when to hold your tongue.. but don't actually hold your toungue. Jeez people..
20) People should get off Michael Jackson's back. (he's not a bad guy)
21) Opinions are hard to defend, especially when theyr'e not yours.
22) People of the same gender do not appreciate bieng called "hot" or "damn fine".. just don't do it. Really, don't. (but it's ok if you'll never see them again)
23) If you need to stay out of jail, grabbing people's asses is not highly reccomended....
24) Drinking to "escape" is not a good idea. Meditation is a suitable replacement, and cheaper than drugs!
25) Calling peoples' random home phone numbers and asking them about thier sexual orientation is not a
well accepted practice.
26) there is no randomness in life.. merely cause and effect. ((karma, or whatever your religion calls it))
27) Guitar solos make me feel happy insid-- err, I mean.. they're cool as hell! yeah! Rock rock on!
28) Mortal Kombat is a tricky game.. So is Tekken.
29) Catholic people make me mad. For reasons that would not make sense to most.. lets just forget about that..
30) French people need to shave thier pits. That's just nastyyyyy. *shudder* Otherwise, the french are a cool people.
31) Americans aren't really all that bad, yet they are the butt of many-a-joke.
32) Hellsing is ama-sing
33) The more excessive amount of time you take to line up your shot, the farther away it will be. Arms do get tired, y'know
34) Crappy cars do not like getting passed by bicycles.. heehee..
35) speeding on a bicycle is an actual offence.. yeah, I never ever hardly think about stuff like that though. (Mabey I should?)
36) I should make sayings for T-shirts.
37) We should go to the courtyard for lunch.. I'm getting tired of walking. Oh well, I'll live
38) never accept a drink from a urologist. (heehee)
39) never play strip poker with a nudist... c'mon people, they really do have nothing to lose!
40) I'm really not that much of a pervert.. (heehee, pervert)
2) Do not attempt to break down doors.. it might just work. (then you have to replace it..$sigh$.)
3) Do not blow off uber-important schoolwork! it WILL bite you in the ass. Sooner or later, anyway.
4) Tocatta Fugue in D minor is one scary piece of music
5) The piano is not easy to play.. mrgh
6) very strange, whacked out dreams are twice as likely to occur after drinking a pint of lemonade..
7) the one day you need the computer to work, it will royally screw itself. And get pleasure out of pissing you off (as well as screwing itself, I'd imagine.... but then again people don't usually have much imagination-- er right..)
8) The guy down the street wants $350 for that minibike.. Screw that!
9) When cycling, do not get in an argument with a motor-vehicle.. It's just not smart.
10) in another few days, I will have the entire Gravitation series.. of course, from a legitimate dealer, that is.
11) theme songs from anime's are quite rare to find! Let me know if youv'e got requests. I can e-mail them to ya
12) Hane hirogetai!! err.. right.. I like Gravi!
13) in Gran Tourismo, the computer cheats like crazy. *folds arms* but I'm over it now..
14) Techno is fun, but other people do not appreciate it.. Therefore, while in public\populated areas stick to 80's rock or, dare I say it, mabey even "Popular Music" *groan*
15) Popular music blows chunks.
16) Beareshare is a technological euphoria.
17) I'd rather be at school.
18) when coming on to people, don't be agressive. It dosen't work. (not that I know.. c'mon people, whaddya take me for?)
19) Be the funniest you can be without pissing other people off. You could be the funniest person in the world, but what really matters, is that you know when to hold your tongue.. but don't actually hold your toungue. Jeez people..
20) People should get off Michael Jackson's back. (he's not a bad guy)
21) Opinions are hard to defend, especially when theyr'e not yours.
22) People of the same gender do not appreciate bieng called "hot" or "damn fine".. just don't do it. Really, don't. (but it's ok if you'll never see them again)
23) If you need to stay out of jail, grabbing people's asses is not highly reccomended....
24) Drinking to "escape" is not a good idea. Meditation is a suitable replacement, and cheaper than drugs!
25) Calling peoples' random home phone numbers and asking them about thier sexual orientation is not a
well accepted practice.
26) there is no randomness in life.. merely cause and effect. ((karma, or whatever your religion calls it))
27) Guitar solos make me feel happy insid-- err, I mean.. they're cool as hell! yeah! Rock rock on!
28) Mortal Kombat is a tricky game.. So is Tekken.
29) Catholic people make me mad. For reasons that would not make sense to most.. lets just forget about that..
30) French people need to shave thier pits. That's just nastyyyyy. *shudder* Otherwise, the french are a cool people.
31) Americans aren't really all that bad, yet they are the butt of many-a-joke.
32) Hellsing is ama-sing
33) The more excessive amount of time you take to line up your shot, the farther away it will be. Arms do get tired, y'know
34) Crappy cars do not like getting passed by bicycles.. heehee..
35) speeding on a bicycle is an actual offence.. yeah, I never ever hardly think about stuff like that though. (Mabey I should?)
36) I should make sayings for T-shirts.
37) We should go to the courtyard for lunch.. I'm getting tired of walking. Oh well, I'll live
38) never accept a drink from a urologist. (heehee)
39) never play strip poker with a nudist... c'mon people, they really do have nothing to lose!
40) I'm really not that much of a pervert.. (heehee, pervert)
Thursday, April 14
Lahh lii hooo!!!
Sometimes I just need to be alone. Sounding odd, but yes. Quite sickly today. I did not go to school *gasp* yes, I know.. A thousand apologies, my posse. And I finished my culminating activity, sort of. So, I need to re-write my Civics speech.. Still not happy with it, and I guess I'll have to do a playing test when I get back.. rr. Dumb D-flat concert scale. *hisses* Well you'll be kinda happy to know that I've been somewhat cured (temporarily) of my antisociality. Treehouses can do that for you. Kinda wierd how stuff comes together when youre sitting in a tree. It makes no sense to someone who dosen't practice Treehousism ( not even a real word.. heeehee) but yeah. Oh yeah, I have a treehouse. guess I should've said something. It's not exactly a treehouse persay, more like a fort nestled on a hill, held up by tree-stumps in the middle of the woods near a stream-thing that comes out of a culvert. Seeing as your'e probably confused by now, I'm making a mental note to mabey one day take some photos. It's quite ironic because it's in the wilderness, yet it's a 2 minute walk to a major highway.. And, of course, whats a fortress of solitude without a "burn pit" to throw miscellaneous wood in and watch it burn... sorry, its the pyro in me trying to get out.. anyhoo.. guess I should get my "writers craft" going..
--18
--18
Wednesday, April 13
Wonderful.
Once again I make my retreat into the basement whilst my family turns to turmoil. fucking bullshit pisses me off. excuse me, if you know me as happy-go-lucky this will be completely forign to you.*miscellaneous expletives* So. I'm left to ponder the inner workings of my family as they go at it merely metres away. Perplexing as the notion is, It all started while we were doing, yes, indeed, nothing. So, just how much screwed uppedness goes on? *slamming noise upstairs* Well, This is much easier to describe in technical terms;
Figure: Father: doesn't want to get involved. Figure: Mother does not agree with this fundamental principle. Units; Sister and Adolescent both feel the same way. **Current status: taking a drive**
Figure: Mother: Can become over-emotional: Feels that she is the only one capable of keeping balance. Often presents leaps in logic, and opportunity for action: sarcasm to other units. Feels Unit:Father does not perform duties to satisfactory level **Current status: Taking a "drive" 5:1 odds this "drive" is more than 1.5 hours**
Unit: Sister: Now age of majority, subject thinks that unit: 25yearoldBoyfriend is higher up in status: Importance than unit:Family **Current status -- 2:1 odds Unit: Sister is at Unit: 25yearoldBoyfriend's domicile**
Unit: Adolescent: Units:Parental accuse Unit: Adolescent: of bieng excessively passive. Unit is actually extremely agressive, but suppresses this because Unit: Adolescent: is supposed to have more behavioral containment capacity than Unit: Sister. Also has a nasty habit of not telling anyone about anything and hiding under a "happyface" even when aquainted to Unit: Therapist. **Current status: contemplating evacuation of Country:Canada**
Suppose I should do my culminating activity that is due tomarrow. Have a nice day!
Figure: Father: doesn't want to get involved. Figure: Mother does not agree with this fundamental principle. Units; Sister and Adolescent both feel the same way. **Current status: taking a drive**
Figure: Mother: Can become over-emotional: Feels that she is the only one capable of keeping balance. Often presents leaps in logic, and opportunity for action: sarcasm to other units. Feels Unit:Father does not perform duties to satisfactory level **Current status: Taking a "drive" 5:1 odds this "drive" is more than 1.5 hours**
Unit: Sister: Now age of majority, subject thinks that unit: 25yearoldBoyfriend is higher up in status: Importance than unit:Family **Current status -- 2:1 odds Unit: Sister is at Unit: 25yearoldBoyfriend's domicile**
Unit: Adolescent: Units:Parental accuse Unit: Adolescent: of bieng excessively passive. Unit is actually extremely agressive, but suppresses this because Unit: Adolescent: is supposed to have more behavioral containment capacity than Unit: Sister. Also has a nasty habit of not telling anyone about anything and hiding under a "happyface" even when aquainted to Unit: Therapist. **Current status: contemplating evacuation of Country:Canada**
Suppose I should do my culminating activity that is due tomarrow. Have a nice day!
Tuesday, April 12
Wazzzup?!?!? ok. I'll never do that again.
Hey hey hey!! It be Tuesday! I got somethin to say, so point your ear this way! (ok so I'm incapable of rhyming..Go away!) Wow. I'd never expect to have that much fun in Music class.. I don't know what gets into me! I just keep busting a gut laughing.. (though it is my nature, it is increasingly difficult to restrain myself lately) Probably 'cause whenever Mrs. Preston sings it kind of hurts my ears. and she scares Danielle and I. To put it lightly... So! I've been terribly unproductive!! This is because I have been a busy woodland creature!! With 2 culminating activities, midterm reports, tests, quizzes, and other educational bullshit, I'm rife with many-a-rantings. So! I'm going to procrastinate and just give you a taste of what's to come.
*****COMING SOON******
- An Anti-American (Bush sucks) Essay!
- a ton of brand spankin' new pics! (courtesy of Dfire!)
- scanned comics of my own creation!
- and much more when I get around to it so mabey come back later!!
If only I could get video hosting there would be plenty of anime to go around!! Gragh! *reefs on skull* Ok , you know what makes me mad?! Well, a lot of things, but for the most part I am unappreciated by people. People come to me with broad, vague statements; ie "fix it" "make it go" "hook it up" "make this work".....(etc,etc,etc) and, somehow I'm supposed to do some voodoo that makes it all ok?!?! RAH! and its.. I..but... and.. Gragh!!
***end transmission***
*****COMING SOON******
- An Anti-American (Bush sucks) Essay!
- a ton of brand spankin' new pics! (courtesy of Dfire!)
- scanned comics of my own creation!
- and much more when I get around to it so mabey come back later!!
If only I could get video hosting there would be plenty of anime to go around!! Gragh! *reefs on skull* Ok , you know what makes me mad?! Well, a lot of things, but for the most part I am unappreciated by people. People come to me with broad, vague statements; ie "fix it" "make it go" "hook it up" "make this work".....(etc,etc,etc) and, somehow I'm supposed to do some voodoo that makes it all ok?!?! RAH! and its.. I..but... and.. Gragh!!
***end transmission***
Sunday, April 10
Gravitation !
the title song is stuck in my head!! agh!
Itsu no ma ni ka bokura nanigenaku deatta yasashisa yoseatte kakurenbo wa tsuzuku no sou sa No, wanna sell your soul shareta kiiroi [tacchi] de No, forget smile again odotteitai dake nee oikakete oikakete shiroi kaze nee koi ni natte ai ni natte hane hirogetai nee ii koto mo warui koto mo subete tashite ni de watte umaku ikite toki wo koetaiiii !!
Greetings and salivations!
err... salutations rather! Another weekend consumed by the nonentity that is time. *sigh* Ah well ,at least it wasn't too uneventful. This weekend we had some decent weather for a change, at least. Perfect for bike riding and target practice! (bow and arrows of course. If you break out the rifles too early in the morning, party poopers call the police and complain!) Anyhoo, Target practice usually consists of shooting at a giant styrofoam thingey with a spraypainted gray circle on it. (spraypaint? what spraypaint? I don't even know how to use spraypaint! .. ) good fun. Sometimes when we break out the rifles, we shoot at a circular hanging 1/2 inch thick metal plate-gizmo that has no discernable purpose. (yes, I have ancestors from Tennessee.. why do you ask?) Oh, and there's a hole in it from that one time Uncle Marc brought down some armor piercing rounds. (Mr.-I'm-a-cop-but-I-like-to-speed-and-not-wear-my-seatbelt) Ahh. good times. Oh, and on Sunday whilst I was launching an assault on mister styrofoam there was this ugly looking bird.. heh. so I lined up my shot.. the bird didn't move.. I was ready... bird didn't move.. by now I was in a trance.. bird looked at me.. I couldn't let go.. bird didn't.. wouldn't.... couldn't.... I shouldn't ... and during this ambiguous debate between my split personalities, the bird made it's way to vertical freedom. "Shit!" I screamed in Japanese ("Kuso!") as I ripped of my bright orange hat and wondered aloud "What, have I gone soft!?" Upon reflection of my faliure,..! Hey. it's not a faliure! umm... I just umm.. forgot to let go....! yeah! I'm leaving now.
Saturday, April 9
A Collection Of Drinking Games!
#1
The person who knows all the phrases begins, one phrase a time. The game follows the same routine as the Twelve Days of Christmas. So, the sixth person in the circle would have to repeat the sixth phrase, as well as the previous five. If you mess up a phrase you drink the number of phrases you had to complete, and then start over at the first phrase. This continues until the game is completed, saying all ten without screwing up.
The phrases are:
1. Big Chicken
2. Cute Ducks
3. Brown Bears
4. Hairy Running Hares
5. Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes
6. Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter
7. Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas
8. Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies
9. Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the nigerian desert
10. fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a fig pluckers son but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucking's done!
#2
The object of the game is to speak without ever showing your teeth by hiding them with your lips curled over them. The game starts by each person choosing the name of a vegetable. That will be their call name. The first person to go will say their name twice then choose another person by saying their name twice. That person will then continue by saying their name twice and "calling" another person.
Example:
First Person: Broccoli, Broccoli calls Asparagus, Asparagus
Second Person: Asparagus, Asparagus calls Lettuce, Lettuce
Usually people feel, sound and look so ridiculous trying to say their names that everyone starts laughing - thus showing their teeth - resulting in a drink fest. If you can laugh and still hide your teeth then you haven't had enough to drink beforehand.
#3
physically and mentally "challenging" game. Low buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a quarter.
A group of people sit around a flat table with one quarter. One person takes the quarter and stands it on edge on the table, holding it with the end of his/her finger. with his other hand, (or with the same hand holding the quarter), he hits the quarter, causing it to spin (like a top) across the table.
Immediately after "spinning" the quarter, he/she calls the name of someone else sitting at the table. This person must then do one of two things:
1. stop the quarter from spinning by catching it (still on edge) with the tip of his/her index finger.
2. hit the quarter using his/her finger so that it continues to spin on edge; after which they call someone elses name.
If the person who "spins" the quarter makes the quarter spin off the table when they hit it, he/she must take a drink.If the quarter stops spinning and lands flat before the "receiver" manages to catch or spin the quarter, he/she must drink, and the original "spinner" gets to spin the quarter again.
#4
Player 1 starts by asking the player to his right, "Wanna buy a duck?"
- Player 2 answers, "a what?"
- Player 1 - "a duck"
- Player 2 - "does it quack"
- Player 1 - "of course it quacks, it's a duck"
- Player 2 - "How does that go?"
- Player 1 - "quack, quack, quack"
- Player 2 to player 3 - "wanna buy a duck?"
- Player 3 - "a what?"
- Player 2, asks player 1 - "a what?"
- Player 1 answers, "a duck!"
- player 2 to player 3, "a duck"
- player 3 - "does it quack?"
- etc, etc, etc... anyone who messes up must take a drink.
#5
One person in the group begins and you rotate anti-clockwise. The first person will say any word. The next person must promptly say a word somehow related to that word. However, you cannot say words beginning with R or S and you cannot repeat words in a single round or have too much of a pause. If you mess up, you must drink.
#6
Cheeky, Cheeky is a hillarious game that is good to play with hot chicks that lack common knowledge. This is best played at an outdoor party, preferably during the daytime.
- Gather a circle of friends to "play a drinking game".
- Every game must have "an agent" I guess you could call it. The agent is secret and is known by starting the game.
- Make sure your victim is to the right of the agent.
- The agent starts by simultaneously saying a part on the face and touching that part on the player to his/her right. For example: cheeky, cheeky or nosey, nosey and touches their cheek or nose with his/her fingers.
- The next person must continue by saying the agents part and adding one (also touching the face of the person to his/her right.
- Now, since this is a drinking game, everyone should have a beer in their hand. The agent secretly holds a lit lighter under their can to create ash on the bottom of it. They then rub their fingers on the bottom of the can.
- When the game comes back to the agent, they will wipe the black crap all over the person to their right.
P.S. It is best for the agent to start with eyesie, eyesie so the victim has to close their eyes.
During the game, the rules are as follows:
- If you mess up the ongoing circle of facial parts, you drink half your beer
- Only facial parts should be used
It is recommended to take the victim out to eat that night before you show them a mirror.
#7
This game is best if played by a smaller group of people that know each other pretty good... 4 to 6 is optimal. Everyone grabs a beverage of choice, and sits in a circle. Place a deck of cards in the center of the circle, and go around the circle, everyone flipping over one card at a time.
If a person flips over a heart (2 thru 10) everyone else asks that person a question (be creative and nosy!!!!) and then the person gets to choose one question to answer. If the person answering the question does not choose your question to answer, you must drink.
If a person flips over a heart face card (jack, queen, king, ace), everyone else gets to ask a question AND give them a dare. The person must pick TWO questions to answer AND perform one of the dares. Again, if your question/dare is not chosen, you must drink. Whenever you flip over a heart card you must drink also.
This is a great way to get to know deep, dark secrets. Also a great game for 2 or 3 couples to play together, depending on how juicy the questions/dares are!!!
--all for now!
The person who knows all the phrases begins, one phrase a time. The game follows the same routine as the Twelve Days of Christmas. So, the sixth person in the circle would have to repeat the sixth phrase, as well as the previous five. If you mess up a phrase you drink the number of phrases you had to complete, and then start over at the first phrase. This continues until the game is completed, saying all ten without screwing up.
The phrases are:
1. Big Chicken
2. Cute Ducks
3. Brown Bears
4. Hairy Running Hares
5. Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes
6. Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter
7. Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas
8. Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies
9. Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the nigerian desert
10. fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a fig pluckers son but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucking's done!
#2
The object of the game is to speak without ever showing your teeth by hiding them with your lips curled over them. The game starts by each person choosing the name of a vegetable. That will be their call name. The first person to go will say their name twice then choose another person by saying their name twice. That person will then continue by saying their name twice and "calling" another person.
Example:
First Person: Broccoli, Broccoli calls Asparagus, Asparagus
Second Person: Asparagus, Asparagus calls Lettuce, Lettuce
Usually people feel, sound and look so ridiculous trying to say their names that everyone starts laughing - thus showing their teeth - resulting in a drink fest. If you can laugh and still hide your teeth then you haven't had enough to drink beforehand.
#3
physically and mentally "challenging" game. Low buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a quarter.
A group of people sit around a flat table with one quarter. One person takes the quarter and stands it on edge on the table, holding it with the end of his/her finger. with his other hand, (or with the same hand holding the quarter), he hits the quarter, causing it to spin (like a top) across the table.
Immediately after "spinning" the quarter, he/she calls the name of someone else sitting at the table. This person must then do one of two things:
1. stop the quarter from spinning by catching it (still on edge) with the tip of his/her index finger.
2. hit the quarter using his/her finger so that it continues to spin on edge; after which they call someone elses name.
If the person who "spins" the quarter makes the quarter spin off the table when they hit it, he/she must take a drink.If the quarter stops spinning and lands flat before the "receiver" manages to catch or spin the quarter, he/she must drink, and the original "spinner" gets to spin the quarter again.
#4
Player 1 starts by asking the player to his right, "Wanna buy a duck?"
- Player 2 answers, "a what?"
- Player 1 - "a duck"
- Player 2 - "does it quack"
- Player 1 - "of course it quacks, it's a duck"
- Player 2 - "How does that go?"
- Player 1 - "quack, quack, quack"
- Player 2 to player 3 - "wanna buy a duck?"
- Player 3 - "a what?"
- Player 2, asks player 1 - "a what?"
- Player 1 answers, "a duck!"
- player 2 to player 3, "a duck"
- player 3 - "does it quack?"
- etc, etc, etc... anyone who messes up must take a drink.
#5
One person in the group begins and you rotate anti-clockwise. The first person will say any word. The next person must promptly say a word somehow related to that word. However, you cannot say words beginning with R or S and you cannot repeat words in a single round or have too much of a pause. If you mess up, you must drink.
#6
Cheeky, Cheeky is a hillarious game that is good to play with hot chicks that lack common knowledge. This is best played at an outdoor party, preferably during the daytime.
- Gather a circle of friends to "play a drinking game".
- Every game must have "an agent" I guess you could call it. The agent is secret and is known by starting the game.
- Make sure your victim is to the right of the agent.
- The agent starts by simultaneously saying a part on the face and touching that part on the player to his/her right. For example: cheeky, cheeky or nosey, nosey and touches their cheek or nose with his/her fingers.
- The next person must continue by saying the agents part and adding one (also touching the face of the person to his/her right.
- Now, since this is a drinking game, everyone should have a beer in their hand. The agent secretly holds a lit lighter under their can to create ash on the bottom of it. They then rub their fingers on the bottom of the can.
- When the game comes back to the agent, they will wipe the black crap all over the person to their right.
P.S. It is best for the agent to start with eyesie, eyesie so the victim has to close their eyes.
During the game, the rules are as follows:
- If you mess up the ongoing circle of facial parts, you drink half your beer
- Only facial parts should be used
It is recommended to take the victim out to eat that night before you show them a mirror.
#7
This game is best if played by a smaller group of people that know each other pretty good... 4 to 6 is optimal. Everyone grabs a beverage of choice, and sits in a circle. Place a deck of cards in the center of the circle, and go around the circle, everyone flipping over one card at a time.
If a person flips over a heart (2 thru 10) everyone else asks that person a question (be creative and nosy!!!!) and then the person gets to choose one question to answer. If the person answering the question does not choose your question to answer, you must drink.
If a person flips over a heart face card (jack, queen, king, ace), everyone else gets to ask a question AND give them a dare. The person must pick TWO questions to answer AND perform one of the dares. Again, if your question/dare is not chosen, you must drink. Whenever you flip over a heart card you must drink also.
This is a great way to get to know deep, dark secrets. Also a great game for 2 or 3 couples to play together, depending on how juicy the questions/dares are!!!
--all for now!
Sup? it be Thursday!
((Ok. now, at least, things are working half-assedly around here, after I went and rooted out some virus-bug-shitscum so I'll give posting a shot.))
Hey ev1!
I know I know, Haven't posted in a while. Another semi-exciting day at school. In Science, we are starting physics! hurrah! sarcasm! and in history, were learnin' bout in the 20's how Al Capone did all those dirty deeds done dirt cheap (AC\DC reference). Anyway! at lunch JCC (japanese culture club) was loads of funness. (get off my case!) we watched a **phone.. sorry** ok. where was I... Oh yeah, we watched Gravitation. It's an anime about some rival pop-rock singers and intricate social networks..( if you get my secondary meaning.) Basically it's about a bunch'a gay singer dudes. Yeah. I was actually surprised that we were allowed to watch it! Ah well, it was good we did. Best anime ever. Excuse me while I download the entire series. (laugh) It has my stamp of approval, though they could work on thier grammatical conventions.. (( "Can I smell your taste?")) yeah, and they even messed up on the swearing.. ("you son of the bitch") heheh. I mean, at least get the profanities right, people. ah well. I did a survey! hoorah! it would be my honour for you to psychoanalyse me! !
a neat Gravi pic!
another neat Gravi pic!
Starting time: 4:40
Full name: Carol Taylor (removal of the middle name is immanent!)
Nicknames: Lota Bean, Bean, Beans, Carl, Fred, #18, Andriod #18, Dumbass.(<-only during science class) Sex: yes please! (female)
Birthday: July\05\1989 (or is it..?) ;)
Name three bad habits you have:
1) excessive "chattyness"
2) not bieng serious enough for educators' tastes
3) mabey a little too violent
Name 4 television shows you like:
1) Extreme Makeover Home Edition
2) Ellen
3) Diplomatic Immunity
4) Studio 2
Name four drinks you regularly drink:
1) Brisk Iced Tea!
2) orange juice
3) water
4) anything non alchoholic *wink*
Have you ever...
1. Fallen for your Best Friend? not that they know of! and I have plans of keeping it that way, so don't screw this up for me!
2. Made out with JUST a friend? hmm, no.
3. Been rejected? nope.
4. Been in love? err.. yes.
5. Used someone? nopers! I'm not that assholish.
6. Ever been used? in what context are we talking here? *tugs on collar*
7. Cheated on someone? N/A
8. Been cheated on? I couldn't give a shit because I've never been "involved" (and those of you from Tillsonburg, NO that didn't count!)
9. Done something you regret? yes.. let us not go into that now, shall we? *coughtillsonburg*
Who was the last person:
1. You Touched: Whitney Fehr
2. You talked to on the phone to? a telemarketer. ( I asked her what she was wearing and she got creeped out.)
3. You hugged? Steph Unger! high five!
4. You instant messaged? my buddy from Latvia.(multiplayer Rune) I don't know his real name, but his nickname is "viper" and mine is "exterminator"
5. Instant messaged you? hmm.. can't remember. Porbably a relative.
6. You kissed? piss off.
7. You yelled at? Whitney Fehr. *mumbles something about what a cheater she is*
8. You laughed with? the posse
9. You had a crush on? Whitney Fehr
10. Who broke your heart? Whitney Fehr!! (itsu kekkon shitai?!)
(by the way, I might be yanking your chain.)
DO YOU:
1. Colour your hair? I've highlighted it a few times. I will dye it green or blue A.S.A.P
2. Have tattoos? not yet!
3. Have Piercing(s)? hopefully soon. eyebrow porbably.
4. Have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Hmm, it's not exactly a priority, but if the situation presented itself, I might be open to it if I could stand them.
5. Floss daily? Thrice daily.
6. Like to groove to the music? Constantement! Ouai!
7. think you are cultured? I believe I'm culturally adequate.
8. Like to drive fast? Yes. Yes I do. Fast... Yes...
9. Believe in God or Devil? I did when I was 4.
10. Believe in The Closet Monster? I murdered him a long time ago, in cold blood.
11. What should you be doing right now? lifting weights, which I did already.
12. What are you listening to right now? Vivaldi's Four Seasons overature in C minor. umm of course by that I mean heavy metal.. Rock on! *nervous laugh*
13. Can you do anything freakish with your body? I can crack any joint in my body. Guarantee it or your money back.
14. Chicken or fish? Sushi! (haven't tried it yet, but I want to!)
15. Favorite Season? Autumn.
16. Is ice cream the best thing in the world? no! love is, silly gooses!
17. What would your dream date be? April 21st
18. Single flower or a dozen? ME?! Flowers?! (I'd probably burn them,then proceed to stomp them.)
((variable depentant on sender))
19. Silver, gold or platinum? Titanium or tungsten.
20. Candle-lit dinner in a restaurant or at home? Who am I with?
21. Roses or wild flowers? Again with the flowers!! RAHH!!
22. Silly or serious romantic? blend of both. Oh, you mean someone else... heh!
24. Do you consider yourself a romantic? Nah, well.. ((variable dependant))
25. Watch a sunrise/sunset? Yes, the sun sets and I have seen this. this is relevant why?
26. What CD is in your CD player right now? burned one of songs that you've surely never heard of.
27. Who is your favorite Spice Girl? The gold-digger one that got married to David Beckham (score!) ((he is a soccer player--haha?))
28. Favorite Disney Characters? teenage mutant ninja turtles. (i know, so?)
29. Favorite fast food? Subway! (though it's not really fast)
30. Favorite book? Dude, where's my country?
31. Favorite Sports team? NEW YORK FOOTBALL RULES!! (the jets. obviously. :))
32. 3 Favorite songs?
1) Daft Punk--Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
2) Green Day--American Idiot
3) U2--Vertigo
33. What room is your computer in? The Downstairs.
34. What is your shoe size? depends on the shoe. (9-12)
35. Happy or Scary movies? scary all the way. (That way, the person sitting next to you is twice as likely to hold your hand! :)
39. End Time: 4:59
**end transmission**
Hey ev1!
I know I know, Haven't posted in a while. Another semi-exciting day at school. In Science, we are starting physics! hurrah! sarcasm! and in history, were learnin' bout in the 20's how Al Capone did all those dirty deeds done dirt cheap (AC\DC reference). Anyway! at lunch JCC (japanese culture club) was loads of funness. (get off my case!) we watched a **phone.. sorry** ok. where was I... Oh yeah, we watched Gravitation. It's an anime about some rival pop-rock singers and intricate social networks..( if you get my secondary meaning.) Basically it's about a bunch'a gay singer dudes. Yeah. I was actually surprised that we were allowed to watch it! Ah well, it was good we did. Best anime ever. Excuse me while I download the entire series. (laugh) It has my stamp of approval, though they could work on thier grammatical conventions.. (( "Can I smell your taste?")) yeah, and they even messed up on the swearing.. ("you son of the bitch") heheh. I mean, at least get the profanities right, people. ah well. I did a survey! hoorah! it would be my honour for you to psychoanalyse me! !
a neat Gravi pic!
another neat Gravi pic!
Starting time: 4:40
Full name: Carol Taylor (removal of the middle name is immanent!)
Nicknames: Lota Bean, Bean, Beans, Carl, Fred, #18, Andriod #18, Dumbass.(<-only during science class) Sex: yes please! (female)
Birthday: July\05\1989 (or is it..?) ;)
Name three bad habits you have:
1) excessive "chattyness"
2) not bieng serious enough for educators' tastes
3) mabey a little too violent
Name 4 television shows you like:
1) Extreme Makeover Home Edition
2) Ellen
3) Diplomatic Immunity
4) Studio 2
Name four drinks you regularly drink:
1) Brisk Iced Tea!
2) orange juice
3) water
4) anything non alchoholic *wink*
Have you ever...
1. Fallen for your Best Friend? not that they know of! and I have plans of keeping it that way, so don't screw this up for me!
2. Made out with JUST a friend? hmm, no.
3. Been rejected? nope.
4. Been in love? err.. yes.
5. Used someone? nopers! I'm not that assholish.
6. Ever been used? in what context are we talking here? *tugs on collar*
7. Cheated on someone? N/A
8. Been cheated on? I couldn't give a shit because I've never been "involved" (and those of you from Tillsonburg, NO that didn't count!)
9. Done something you regret? yes.. let us not go into that now, shall we? *coughtillsonburg*
Who was the last person:
1. You Touched: Whitney Fehr
2. You talked to on the phone to? a telemarketer. ( I asked her what she was wearing and she got creeped out.)
3. You hugged? Steph Unger! high five!
4. You instant messaged? my buddy from Latvia.(multiplayer Rune) I don't know his real name, but his nickname is "viper" and mine is "exterminator"
5. Instant messaged you? hmm.. can't remember. Porbably a relative.
6. You kissed? piss off.
7. You yelled at? Whitney Fehr. *mumbles something about what a cheater she is*
8. You laughed with? the posse
9. You had a crush on? Whitney Fehr
10. Who broke your heart? Whitney Fehr!! (itsu kekkon shitai?!)
(by the way, I might be yanking your chain.)
DO YOU:
1. Colour your hair? I've highlighted it a few times. I will dye it green or blue A.S.A.P
2. Have tattoos? not yet!
3. Have Piercing(s)? hopefully soon. eyebrow porbably.
4. Have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Hmm, it's not exactly a priority, but if the situation presented itself, I might be open to it if I could stand them.
5. Floss daily? Thrice daily.
6. Like to groove to the music? Constantement! Ouai!
7. think you are cultured? I believe I'm culturally adequate.
8. Like to drive fast? Yes. Yes I do. Fast... Yes...
9. Believe in God or Devil? I did when I was 4.
10. Believe in The Closet Monster? I murdered him a long time ago, in cold blood.
11. What should you be doing right now? lifting weights, which I did already.
12. What are you listening to right now? Vivaldi's Four Seasons overature in C minor. umm of course by that I mean heavy metal.. Rock on! *nervous laugh*
13. Can you do anything freakish with your body? I can crack any joint in my body. Guarantee it or your money back.
14. Chicken or fish? Sushi! (haven't tried it yet, but I want to!)
15. Favorite Season? Autumn.
16. Is ice cream the best thing in the world? no! love is, silly gooses!
17. What would your dream date be? April 21st
18. Single flower or a dozen? ME?! Flowers?! (I'd probably burn them,then proceed to stomp them.)
((variable depentant on sender))
19. Silver, gold or platinum? Titanium or tungsten.
20. Candle-lit dinner in a restaurant or at home? Who am I with?
21. Roses or wild flowers? Again with the flowers!! RAHH!!
22. Silly or serious romantic? blend of both. Oh, you mean someone else... heh!
24. Do you consider yourself a romantic? Nah, well.. ((variable dependant))
25. Watch a sunrise/sunset? Yes, the sun sets and I have seen this. this is relevant why?
26. What CD is in your CD player right now? burned one of songs that you've surely never heard of.
27. Who is your favorite Spice Girl? The gold-digger one that got married to David Beckham (score!) ((he is a soccer player--haha?))
28. Favorite Disney Characters? teenage mutant ninja turtles. (i know, so?)
29. Favorite fast food? Subway! (though it's not really fast)
30. Favorite book? Dude, where's my country?
31. Favorite Sports team? NEW YORK FOOTBALL RULES!! (the jets. obviously. :))
32. 3 Favorite songs?
1) Daft Punk--Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
2) Green Day--American Idiot
3) U2--Vertigo
33. What room is your computer in? The Downstairs.
34. What is your shoe size? depends on the shoe. (9-12)
35. Happy or Scary movies? scary all the way. (That way, the person sitting next to you is twice as likely to hold your hand! :)
39. End Time: 4:59
**end transmission**
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