Funny things that Parents have said about anime:

Sufing on Gaia whae these came up.. Frickin hilarious.


Gar XD My mom HATES anime she sees one thing thats animeish and she flips out.

~in the car~
Me: give me a break its not bad
Mom: I dont like demons
Me: Its not about demons. Its about ANGELS
Mom: why dont you watch the show that has the guy with cat ears
Friends mom: Inuwasha? He's a demon
mom:
me:

I was talking about angel sanctuary which probably wouldnt be best to watch with your parents. o_o

Ok, One day i was watching Dragon ball Z and it Was the Cell saga And they were Fighting

Mom: Why do you watch this?
Me: Because it's good
Mom: Turn over..
Me: After this episode
Mom: *Sit's down* All they Do is scream..


*Watching a New dbz episode*
Mom: We've seen this one..
Me: No we havent,
Mom: Yes we have
Me: Fine, What happens then
Mom: The guy with black hair hits the other guy the other guy screams and his hair goes yellow.
Me:
*It happens*
Me: Coincedence,
Mom: Now turn over..
Me: No, I havent seen this

Me: (To Friend, and within earshot from parents) Man, finaly fantasy is soo cool
Friend: Yeah! It's awesome
Dad: So is that what you do all day? Watch porn...

(Final Fantasy )
Parents say the dandest things...


hehe... I remember a few years back when I was watching Sailor Moon(like...two years ago...)...
Mom: It's always abour demons and monsters... Can't you watch...Pokémon...
Me: Pokémon is monsters...
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Then watch Hamtaro.
Me: I don't like hamsters...
Mom:
Me: Let me watch the...demons now...
Mom:


i usually watch t.v in my room, but since i was home alone i desided to watch t.v in the living room. i forget what show it was, but it was showing some nude and that's when my mum walked in the front door.
mum: what the hell r u watching?!?!?!
me: a anime show...why? *looks at t.v.....then mutters: oh shit*
mum: turn it off...now!
me: why? it's not all nude, just that part!
mum: TURN IT OFF
me: ok, ok! *turns it off and goes to room to watch it*

so ever since that day i watch t.v in my room...even when i'm home alone

	OMG! My parents hate anime and say its just cartoon and that i need to grow up and get a life.....THIS IS MY LIFE! *watching The History of Trunks* Mom: What are you watching *comes in when trunks is turning ss after gohan dies* Me: *stares at the tv* Dad: *walks in* oh its one of those chinese screaming cartoons...HONEY LETS GO TO THE STORE! *shouts* Mom: YES! I AGREE, THEN WE CAN GET SOME SUSHI AND FLING IT AT OUR EVIL OPPONENT!!! Dad: HUUUUAAAA! They were shouting the rest of the day

Me: *watchign a transformation scene form the Sailor Stars season of Sailor Moon*
Mom: *folding clothes on the couch*..... did he...?
Me: Become a she? Yes.
Mom:.....why?
Me: Do you relay want to know?
Mom: ,,,not realy. *leaves to fold clothes in her room*
*~*~*~
Me: *watching Utena in the front room**Nanami turns in to a cow*
Mom: *trying to be suportive and watching with me*....*jsut looks at me.*
Me: Yeah, nobody gets this anime but isn't it pretty!
Mom: *leaves to be suportive from the kitchen*

Needless to say my parents just don't ask any more.

ALL THESE AND MUCH MORE!! @

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3919106&page=3

What's wrong with the world, mama?

Woah. Today was screwed up.

First period) Aelx Bcek* is my circuit building partner. Need I say more? *twitch*

Second period) Art class has been incredibly edgy for the last week. The Rayn Frod* incident a few days ago was enough to make me go into KILL mode, though I must remember that common society does not respond well to murder, and Nat and I had to resort to making witty remarks and stepping on his tiny ego. Natalie informs me that the teacher (( and probably the whole class )) is taking his side of the arguement. Lets see...


---WHAT HAPPENED ACCORDING TO MRS. DEMAITER---

-we "goaded" him into insulting us ((which we shouldv'e known better not to do)) (((WE DIDNT EVEN DO IT!!))
-Mrs Demaiter, AFTER SHE ASKED US TO STAY IN THE HALLWAY, tells us that we shouldnt've stayed in the hallway ((?!?!))
-we also "loudly rioted out of the room" for no reason ((wtf!??!?))

---WHAT REALLY HAPPENED---: Mr. Frod* calls Natalie a "toronto crack addict", insults Scott, goes on and on about fuck this, fuck that, fuck everybody, and calls me a "nobody" ( le sigh. Dictionary definition of IGNORANT ) At any rate, after our spat, we (Nat, Scott, and myself) got up, left the room, and went to the hallway to have a chat with Mrs. Demaiter about this ingnorant 10th grade [explative]. (though a great deal of tenth grade people are good people, don't get me wrong. And, by the way, this is a grade 10 art class. Us three are "seniors" in a "junior" class, so mabey the imputent little [explatives] decided to take thier compatriots side and make us look like jackasses. Which is a convincing arguement to the teacher, seeing as she thinks that we are lording some sort of "power" over them and were bieng evil ... (wtf?) Anyhow, after having our civil rights abused, I think it was Nat who figured we should write a letter to the VP. So, Nat writes it out, Scott spell checks it, and I write it out in good. We all sign it and Nat takes it down. Yikes. Anyhow, in art I must finish drawing my dragon by MONDAY or I'm royally screwed.

LUNCH: JCC meeting. the DVD player is racist and decides to not play Cowboy Bebop, which I'd been looking forward to for several weeks now. Ah well. We taught the young-uns some words in Japanese.

3rd Period) Megan and I have to put up with Jnenfier Crraingtno* calling us annoying, bitching us out, and while her own voice exceeds most normal human decibel levels. Naturally I told her off. **her picture is now stamped with large, bolded stamp that says BITCH in bright red**

4th Period) Apparently Jnenfier Crraingtno* is also in my English class. (Le sigh.) she gives me dirty looks in hopes that I will become scared and submit like a little girl. She does it again and she's dead.

This has been a news update by The Young and Very Hostile.



*names have been changed so as not to offend thier little minds.

Vegetarian Paradox.

Be it vegetarianism, animal testing, or anything that infringes on the lives of other creatures, we all come down to the same arguements.

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You shouldn't kill!
I agree, killing is bad. Yet in order to make that tofu-veggie stir-fry, you thoughtlessly murdered dozens of plants - soy plants, bean plants, carrot plants, etc.

But plants don't have feelings.
That's true, they don't. So by your logic, all animals are superior to all plants. Does that mean that it's not okay to step on an ant crossing the path, but it is okay to chop down a 500-year-old sequoia? After all, that tree can't feel anything.

Well, no. You shouldn't chop down trees, either!
So we've established that in order for us to live, something needs to die. We've also established that maybe animals aren't superior to plants after all. So if we have to kill something, why not a big ol' tasty cow? After all, it's a stupid creature. Definitely nonsentient.

Hey! Cows have feelings and thoughts, you know. They can feel love and fear and pain. The way they are raised in meat factories is inhumane! They get no chance to live before they are killed.
So it's cruel and horrible for a human to keep a calf in a box to turn it into veal, but it's gentle and peaceable for a cheetah to zip out a gazelle's intestines while it's still alive? And prior to that, the gazelle lived a happy life, constantly too cold or too hot and underfed and eternally in fear of cheetahs (do keep in mind that less than half the babies gazelle ever live to adulthood).

It's only doing that to survive. It needs to eat meat to live.
Nope. We can take all the cheetahs and tube-feed them tofu with vitamin suppliments and they'll live just fine - the exact same way humans can survive without animal protein.

But that's cruel to the cheetah! It's only doing what comes naturally. Besides, it's not the same as killing another of its same species.
That's true, it is. And animals can be some real shits sometimes. Have you ever watched mallard ducks in the late summer? The male mallard duck has, by percentage body weight, the highest testosterone levels of any creature alive. All of the unmated males join together in packs of up to 30 or more and chase the unmated female mallards by land, by water, by air, until finally she's so exhausted they catch her and beat her up within an inch of her life and gang-rape her. When they're finally done with her, she's bruised, bleeding, had feathers pulled out, and quite miserable. That is what is "natural." Oh, and as for killing another of the same species? Animals do that all the time - a male lion taking over the pride will kill all the cubs of his predecessor so that the females will come into heat and he can impregnated them. Wolves will kill tresspassers to their territory if they can't be dissuaded any other way. And ants from rivaling colonies will kill each other for just about any reason. So why isn't it okay for humans to rape and murder?

That's because we can choose not to. We can control our hormones.
Okay then ... are you saying that animals can't?

Uh, yes.
Good job! And that distinction, that difference, the ability to control one's self, is the sentience that has allowed us to become civilized. Civilization is the hallmark that allows us to live comfortable lives free from fear, and one of the many benefits is that we damn well deserve to subjugate other creatures.


So there you have it. Either ALL living things are equal, in which case it's just as much a crime to kill a microbe as a cow, so as long as we don't kill our own species then we might as well snack upon the tasty cowflesh ... or all living things are not equal, in which case cows are inferior to us and we might as well snack upon the tasty cowflesh.


Animals eat each other. It's called a food chain.

OMFG.

Yeah. It's been an Ice Age or two. Internet works, but needs antivirus *dodges viruses* teehee. my computer has needs.. anyhow. yes, we have no bananas should i get the store manager? eekers. At least The Internet (copyright of Rich Bastards inc.) hasn't changed from what fragments I can remember. Such heartwaring things like: Hello Juhachi, you have 402 new emails. *craps pants* or FREE VIAGRA SAMPLES!!11!111!one!!1 Heartwarming. Also, according to other random emails of mine, I need to REMORGAGE MY HOME and GET OUT OF TROUBLE WITH THE I.R.S. ((who comes up with this shit?)) Anyhow, tomarrow is .... uhm..... ((what is tomarrow..?)) Oh. Tuesday... riiight. that means nothing to me... Wednesday is EARLY DISSMISSAL!!1!11!one! I'ma go hang out with Garret... lol teh G-man and play some D&D!!! yeah.... *branded a nerd* and then its THURSDAY! THURSDAY! SCHNITZEL DAY IN THE CAFETORIUM!!!!!!111!!!!THURSDAY! ((oh and that JCC thing I guess I have to go to...) Meh. then friday. mah weeeekend is whiide uuupin. nah uh cahnt shpiel. sheee yahhl laaaahtur.

--Jewblachee

Kyaahh!!

**blogging from school** ITS A SECRET!!! Gah! anyhow, my computer is fixed, and my internet will be fixed soon, too! I can return to my moderating duties!! *darty eyes*


--Juhachi