Tuesday, Tuesday.

Greetings. We are gathered here today to bear witness to another post. ITS TUESDAY!!! hurrah. Not much to report today, except that school was boring, (got needled) with exceptions of time periods from 11:30-12:25 as well as 3:05 - 3:30. Broke up a few scraps, made some not-so-wise cracks, as well as writing many-a-note (academic and personal). *sigh* I wish classes were more exciting. Ahh well. beggars can't be choosers. (not that I'm a beggar.) **I had a brainwave on the bus-ride home, about how to explain my personality to outsiders.** (Yes, quite difficult, but I will give it a shot. Everyoneknows how I h8 to explain, so..) Go's a little something like this.

Fundamental principle: Subject is like species: TURTLE

Malacochersus tornieri

ORIGINAL NAME: Testudo"Superturtle" tornieri.
DISTRIBUTION: Tanzania and western Kenya.
CONTRIBUTOR: L. Bean.
STATUS: listed as: Location Insufficiently Known.
COMMON NAME: Bean Tortoise.

Supporting evidence to claim:

-Slow moving, often lethargic, with (semi-permeable) tough exterior.
-Not easily emotionally affected (variable dependant).
-Soft and mushy on the inside, which is, indeed, rarely ever exposed.(variable dependant)
-Often can be observed doing nothing, or perchance, eating.
-Rarely motivated, but when this occurs, subject may go crazy-go-nuts.
-Will perform any action at any given time for no logical or apparent reason.
(excercise caution while in attacking range. ((bites, melee, or range attacks may be attempted)))

The following unique stimuli reactions are very positive:
A) interactive video entertainment examining for extremely prolonged periods of time.
B) dancing\attempting to sing\shouting in public places. (often at sporting events)
C) examining cultural works, such as animated foreign films.
D) Examining Explosives.
E) bieng in CLOSE* proximity to people **(footnote: sometimes within difinative measurements of other people's "Personal Space" (subject does not grasp this concept.)

Hey ev1!

Not much to report today, to the vet's.. Oh, doctors, riight. Then going to St. Thomas (NOT that place in the carribean... grr..) Saved up enough money (don't quite have a steady salary yet) and I'm going to The Holy Grail of Gaming, a.k.a EBGames. mmmmm.... EB..... sorry there.. *wiping up drool puddle* So, anyway, Going to try to get my paws on a copy of a decent racing game.. preferably Grand Tourismo, or JetMoto, or ATV offroad, or something along those lines.. HAHAHAHHEHH!!HH!A!!! PS1 games are a dumpload cheaper and are more fun than ps2 games!! nahnahnah!! sorry, ***distant chant voice*** oh Mighty Gaming Gods, I will sacrifice a small woodland creature in your honour tonight. Oh!! where am I ? oh.. Oh, ok.. this teenage female body I've possesed will do quite nicely.. So, my minions! umm, I mean friends.. right. lets see.. its going to St Thomas, then to some sort of software mercantile.. hmm should be an interesting day. What abnormally large feet the subject has.. HEY!! oh? what.... what.. am I doing.... I don't.. woah, who wrote that? anyway, see ya!

Who?! Me?! I don't work here, I'm a consultant !

Hey!! how's yer easter goin'? Mine is covered in chocolate, but I must resist! So, anyway, we went to "Sparta" today. (still not sure where it is exactly)**Me: "We're finally going to Rome!!?!" Mom: "no."** There's this place called "Anything Used" it's one of those Country Candle places. You know, the places where you walk in and you are greeted with the pungent odours of thousands of different candles all at once, and in an act of phenomenous porportions your nose manages to not explode? Anyhoo, there's lots of wierd, wacky and useless stuff in there, like; painted sawblades, painted milk metal jug things, and fake birds (among other things). Don't get me wrong, but if you saw half of the stuff in there, believe you me, you'd know exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout. Use-less. There was some cool stuff in there. (I walked away with 2 tiki mask things that match my room, a pack of playing cards ((50 cents! what a steal!)) and a dioramma of deoxyribonuclaic acid. Which later I found out is just for hanging in the wind, spiraling around, and looking pretty.) There was a wierd looking glass hummingbird feeder. It looked like a bong. I needed to tell someone! But seeing as they were all like 30-60 year old ladies I told myself I wouldn't. I was looking at it, enthused, when my dad came around the corner, and was like **really loudly** **winkwink**"Gee, that kinda looks like a bong dosen't it"(emphasis on BONG) .. And I looked at him. And he looked at me. Then, all people in a 2m radius looked at us. We proceeded to bust a gut laughing. That place is cool. There isn't enough room to show all the stuff properly. can you say clutt-ered? the place was stuffed with stuff, people, and people with thier stuff! my mom got this big wicker angel-on-a-stick. apparently it's going in our front yard. I was like "theres no way in hell thats going in the garden." So, I was helping her put it in the garden, and I was like "so, when are we burning the *effigy?" *GASP!* my mother was like "how could you say that!?" (of course that was after I told her what, exactly, an effigy actually is.) any how, hope your sundcay was as fun as mine was. **Oh!** last night, oh, i mean this.. ? .. Oh, you caught me! the date is monday march 28. I'm actually writing this the next day... It's not cheating!
so anyway, sunday night, yesterday.?.. sunday night! My aunt Rachael (the cool one from university) had come home for the weekend, so she came over and we were like! Agh! "zpotates pwonka?" **more gibberish, some in Simolean** .. After formal simolean greeting, we proceeded chat with family, like your supposed to, then promtly started to play Mariokart, Driver, Tekken, etc. (heavy emphasis on etc, and Mariokart) for an unrememberable period of time. *commencement was at 5:00, prying ourself away from the paddles happened around 9:00.* so you have a good idea how we work. (work?) nvm, anyhoo. have a kickass easter! School is tomorrow! I mean in two days!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray! w00t! Boo-ya! Amazing! Thrilling! Sensational!
*COUGH* I mean, that's bad. school is boring.. riight.. Best be going!





* (sidenote Effigy(n): A likeness or similarity of a person.(( preferably George W. Bush.)) Primarily used for public stoning or burning in protest. ((or a general stress reliever, in my humble opinion)) )

Picked last for Relay, Picked First for Rugby. Ohh the irony that was gym class!

Hey all, not much to report. Had a very wierd dream, where everything was anime. No surprise there, but I really lucked out with this one. I could fly! don'tcha love wierd dreams like that? you know that feeling when your'e in a plane, or the feeling when your'e on a roller coaster, or a feeling of vertigo in general? my dreams always give me that, I'm really surprised I haven't died in my sleep yet **Stokes: "Coroner said she'd choked on her own puke.. Take her to the lab."** and the dream was.. it was mucho creepy. not like dead body creepy, like eww cute creepy. It had a lot of similarity to "MewMew Power" ugh.. which is very strange, because when I woke up, it was pretty early so I turned on the TV, and on channel 66 (4kidsTV) MewMewPower was on. woah. The scariest thing about the dream was the part where.. nevermind. lets not go there. (the other MewMews had gone T.A.T.U. on each other.. agh) ((If you don't know what I'm talking about, you really shouldn't ask.)) so I woke up flapping my "wings" trying to fly away. Theres probably an in-depth-dream-interpretation, but I really dont want to know.

**New Development**

Instead of the See-It-Then-Eat-It-Diet ,(which is fun, but not ultimately rewarding) I'm now going for the new

Eat-Less-In-General-But-Try-Also-To-Eat-Less-Red-Meat-And-Corporate-Chemical-Shit-Diet.

It'll be tough, but I'm the boss of me!! No more corporate chemical shit!! To put it basically, If I don't make it, I probably wont eat it. I know it will be tough, but that's the point. I should also shorten that.. Behold! the E.L.I.G.B.T.A.T.E.L.R.M.A.C.C.S.D. Diet!! If anyone wants to try it, feel free, but I wont be responsible for anything that happens, hhokay?! Oh, by the way, I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Hey! You stole my crack! I'm calling the cops!

Just another day in Hickville. Went geocaching today! I suppose I should explain just exactly what that is.. (If you know anything about me you know I don't like to explain things and I'm bad at it, but I'll give it a shot. *sigh*) Geocaching is basically where people who have a GPS (or global positioning system, which uses satellites to give your EXACT lontitudinal \ latitudinal co-ordinates on the earth's surface. ((what the military uses)) mabey more on that conspiracy theory *#16* later.) And, what happen is, you go to www.geocaching.com and find a cache near your location. Then! you go and find it! Caches are usually hidden in wildlife areas\conservatories inside tree stumps or fallen logs. Usually its a box with lots of trinkets you can exchange, and usually there's a logbook and a camera there so whoever set it up can see how thier cache is doing. It's pretty neat, you'd be surprised just how many hundreds of thousands are around Canada! Mabey theres one in your local park! anyhoo, we went to all sorts not much else to report today, other than ((D&D ALERT: you may want to for-go this)) my now 7th level (yay for me!) cleric and his sidekick bard are exploring an abandoned mausloem, and lo and behold zombie and mummy scum have overrun the place! how dare those undead sons-of-bitches! I smote them so righteous I killed 'em deader!! It turned out to be a ruse, and that it was a member of the Arcane Brotherhood who had been raising them for his private army! what a man-skank. I mean sure, go ahead and turn a graveyard into your own personal undead-spawning ground!(what a meathead.) no sense of respect! *backward-double-handslap-thing* No respect. Yeah, you know whats a good song?! It just came on my playlist! (which is the most bitchin' playlist in history!) "Get Up Offa' That Thing" by James Brown. Before you die you HAVE to listen to this song. It is one of those things.. you know? I can see it now.. I should start : Number 18's Top Ten Things You Have To Do Before You Croak.
hmmm. mabey another post.

Easter is here!!

Muhahah! the holiday about chocolate!! and according to my fragmented knowledge, it's also about a dude, and some peeps putting sheep blood on thier door! wicked! so anyway, EASTER IS HERE and so, in this momentous occasion, I just wanted to post!!!! (AHH the glory of posting even though no one really cares! Muhaha!) since I have nothing better to do than linger on the net! y'all know what I'm talking about at some time or another. Wow, 4 days off school, and all I can think about is school!! Ragh! so anyhoo, GUESS WHAT?! I like doing bogus quizzes. Even if they have little\no relevance whatsoever. they are somewhat.. dare I say.. addictive? hmm. perplexing as the notion is, I'd rather not discuss it now. so what was I saying? Oh, right. I cant remember. *looks at subject * Oh yeah, easter. right. I have no comment regarding this subject at this give point in time, therefore it is completely illogical (and hence, logical to me) that I really should start a new subject line. But I'm too damn lazy and if you have a problem, I might just get off my rump and come through the screen and scare you away and mabey even "Pimp-Slap" you (copyright pending). you don't want that. And if you do, I want your IP adress (or mabey your phone # ) *wink wink* call me. ANYWAY! I did a quiz... Which "Incredibles" character are you... (well I am a character... heh, you all know what I'm talking about) and, apparently i'm "Elastigirl?! " meh , I thought for sure I'd get the evil sarcastic teenage girl, Violet , is it? Anyway. It's quite amusing to see these quizzes, it is. like "Which Beautiful Goddess are you" ... HAH! Mabey if there were a goddess of ass-kicking.. Moving on, there are lots of things to do on the net... I can't find any though.. Send comments and tell me about your own "Personal Best Of The Web"! do it now or i'll kick your ass! Oh, I mean pretty please?! *cheap grin*

(btw, kenya, I miss ya somethin bad! I'll probably fill your inbox. )

Ramen!

Hey . I'm really bored. I havent posted in a few days *shame shame* so I thought I'd share you the right way to enjoy ramen. Everyone has their own way of cooking Ramen\cup-a-noodle. Mine just happens to be the most pure. All other methods of ramen preparation are crap.

These are the steps one must take to prepare an optimal bowl of Chicken Sesame ramen:

1. Boil 2 cups water in a pan just deep enough so that when you place the ramen in the pot the water barely covers the ramen. Make sure you boil the ramen with the lid off. This is very important when creating the perfect bowl of broth.
2. Before your water comes to a boil run your ramen under hot tap water for at least a minute. This takes off some of the starch holding it in that lovely shape and creates a superior bowl of broth. This is the most important step!
3. When your water comes to a boil add your ramen. After 1 minute of boiling turn the ramen over. As it softens stir it a little.
4. Take this opportunity to throw out the packet they include -- it's shit. Go get some high quality stuff at the store, you'll thank me and so will your ramen.
5. Telling when your ramen is done is really an art, I can't describe my method accurately. It has to do with lifting the cooking ramen noodles out of the boiling water and observing the way they clump to the fork. Never taste your ramen noodles, this is a waste of time. When the ramen is perfect it should be soft but firm.
6. Pour what's left of the water into your bowl and add the flavor packet. Never cook with the flavor packet in the water, this changes the flavor and creates inferior broth.
7. Add your own oil, soya sauce, or any other wierd stuff you add to taste.
8. Enjoy a bowl of Ramen!

That's it. Ramen is all you need.... mmmm yeah.

Ahhh.. good to be back in school.

Wierd? quite, but I can't deny it. mmm, yeah. that's all I really have to say. I'm just sitting here. typing . doing nothing.. wow... bored.. oooh, I smell cake! gotta go!

Stardate 14.17.538 2005 A.D. *greetings recruits!*

Education needs to come back. If they go on strike, my brain will explode! (I secretly like school, by the way, because of certain reasons.kenya. *COUGH* but you didn't hear that) I am so bored! my character is now a 6th level fighter\cleric and I'm almost halfway through NeverWinterNights. ag! I've got me a new MP3 collection ever since I accidently deleted my "Techno" playlist... Mabey It was for the best, I mean one can only stand that stuff for short periods at a time, and I was getting quite sick of the same stuff..... I'm now hooked on 80's music, and... dare I say it... "RapCrap". (yes, I know, I'll get over it eventually. ) So any way, i've accomplished much since my last post (heh, last post? get it? nevermind, I didn't think you would) moving on, I was so infernally bored yesterday that I picked up a 1 foot cubed ice block and hurled it 45ft.. yeah, i'm sickly bored.. sumthin to do.. I didnt have a tape measure, so I used MY feet to measure. (yes, they are regulation size) ((unfortunately)) and! also landed me a job at the local convieniance store (contract starts after summer, though. *sigh* only 1 more year of doing nothing.) Righteous! it should be lots of fun, while only minimum wage (I'd expect) but i get to scoop ice cream and stock shelves mop, etc. FunFun!! *not sarcastic* for serious, i think it'll be great! Oh! ***new development*** Once I raise me enough gold peices (D&D referance) I will purchase a cheap electric guitar +amp AND!! once I get enough money ((after that,)) I will get my first motorcycle!! (or enduro bike which are akin to "street legal dirtbikes" ) cause I'm sure as heck not driving no vehicle that'll cost me more than 3 grand in insurance YEARLY!! besides, motorcycles are almost always cheaper than cars in every single way!! Screw the G lisence, go for the gusto! M all the way! though I won't be able to take passengers until I get my M2. Ag! but don't despair, Once I get my M2 I can go for ride with a passenger!! (if your tough enough, and like aggressive driving.. hmmhmm! ) woah. I can't wait ! I'm thinking about a Kawasaki Ninja 250, nothing too big (to start...) mmmmmmmm Kawasaki......

Greets.

some pics, for this post.

Hiei!
Miroku!
Brolly!
Randomness!

Lots more DBZ where that comes from!

In My Humble Opinion....

a set-in-concrete sexual orientation is a pretty recent notion -- and, I think, a fairly dumb idea. Humans are very complex creatures, and human behavior is difficult to put into neat little boxes. Maybe we should stop stressing over the sex so much and pay more attention to the love...

(((This is one of my random rants invoked by some thought or other that catches in my mind and becomes a full scale monologue in my head.))) So... what is sexual orientation? Or rather, have we ever thought about what causes it? Is it merely a physical factor, or does it go deeper than that?

Typically, people define sexual orientation as the gender to which you are physically attracted. But... in thinking on it, people are people... and while such orientation could be completely physically based, it is true that people can be attracted to someone because of who they are... rather than their physical aspects. Rather than applying this simply to attractiveness, for a moment, apply this to gender as well. People harbor feelings for their significant other. So, what if a typical self-classified heterosexual guy feels very close to another guy, so close in fact, that he begins to feel for him? Is this what we would call "best buds" or maybe "brothers?" It seems like, if this particular guy means so much to our subject, then is it not much different than when he feels this way about a girl? The single difference is that our male figure is "straight," thus completely pushing aside the option that his dearly beloved friend could perhaps fit in his life in a relationship standpoint.

Granted, it's up to each individual to decide if they are open to various sexualities. This is a two way street for both heteros and homos. Each may ignore or abhor the idea of intimacy (whether it be emotional or physical) with their non-preferred sex. I don't suppose this is short-changing yourself- if it's what you ulitimately want, but at the same time, how many not-everyday connections do people pass up on a daily basis?

Going into the idea that people can be physically attracted to anyone (generally used in comparison of attractive versus unattractive people) given that they like the subject's personality enough, or that they feel some emotional attachment to the person... could that not be applied to the basis of gender? Should people be open-minded and look past their inhibitions and ingrained assumptions on their sexuality, they may well realize that they can be attracted to someone of any sex, given the right circumstances.

I'm not sure how many people would actually be able to do this... it's a bit of a different standpoint in that I'm saying that all relationships are the same... and can progress in the same ways. This is to say that a girl may fall into a relationship with her brother's friend from the football team, yet it would be just as likely that the same could happen with her friend from the cheerleading squad. But, this puts us at a fault, because in essence, all friendships have the option of progressing further, meaning that consequently, there is never a simple friendship, that is assured and stress-free. Granted, no friendship is worry-free, but harboring feelings or attractions in a world where freedom of sexuality isn't exactly encouraged or praised could be quite an issue. So I assume the distinct line is that people generally assume their friend's orientation, and by assigning this to each one, know which cases to not cross a line in, so as to not make their friend uncomfortable, and not to put the friendship in a position that risks being awkward. This can go reversely as well... in that people can assign themselves an orientation, and even if they're open to my ideas above, they simply avoid the issues by avoiding placing themselves in the situation.

I think there are a lot of people in the world who are open to all sexualities in general, it just takes strong circumstances to make them willing to step out of the security of their professed orientation.(((*** In fact, I often wonder if people who are openly homophobic are not so only because they are scared of the idea that they could feel such a way about their same sex.***))) If someone is really so disgusted by something, then why "eeewwwww" and "*gag*" over it, when it's obviously much more to their advantage to just ignore it, thus sparing themselves whatever rancid feeling this idea invokes in them? (*blink* I've never understood people like that... people that want others respect their right to be straight, so why can't they respect other's rights to not be straight?) Of course, as far as that goes, I've encountered strictly gay people before who would have the same reactions over the idea of heterosexual sex. I suppose the only truly compromising people are those who are bisexual.

So... this brings us nowhere, because what people could do for themselves is ambigious if they don't. And it's unfair to say what anyone should do. Maybe people should just chill. Even if they don't understand people of different thoughts, well whatever.

Which brings me to my philosophy: whatever floats your boat.

Hey! you stink! (oh, I'm just kidding, I still love you...you know I love you....)

I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. SERIOUSLY. I ALSO NEED TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF. better. oh.. I miss schoool , I need my west side posse.. .i need to learn! Hey! i was rooting through our many bookshelves, and i found my sis's book on biology, as well as biology, math, and chemistry textbooks!! w00t! i'm set! *Cough!* I mean that's boring and dumb, and i'm too cool for that. (mmmm glorious texty goodness!) at any rate, did you know that 27 out of the 92 naturally occuring elements are constituents of PROTOPLASM?!?! ISN'T THAT EXCITINGLY WILD!! ahem.. right.. k. There's also a great explanation of the components of doxyriboneuclaic acid and amino acids and stuff if your'e a nerd like me and are interested... *cricket chirps* MOVING ONWARD! *sigh*, i'mmmm quite ready for school now..

Who's with me?

-#18

St. Patties day!

'ello 'ello evvrybody!

What's shakin?? apparently Quebec, as my outdated news source tells me, but ah well. T'is St. Patties Day! Agh! I'm not wearing green so pinch me. HA! oh, thats right you cant!! hahahah anyway.. tekken is pissing my off. I get my sorry ars whipped by heihachi at the end all the time, but I'll never concede! not before I try to cheat! ok.. yeah.. in Neverwinter nights I keep getting slaughtered by some Baalor demon. (random colourful curse words) I even soup my character up with wierd and wacky potions. Its probably wine, I just can't tell the difference in my quickslot. Oh well.*randomness alert* I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!! I MISS MY POSSE!! (love to my homies on the west side, by the way) you know what's great? I'm passing all of my classes!!! hooray. (though it would be my dream to be in the ninth grade again for some unknown reason..... gotta love those adorable ninth graders) ROAR!!#$%& dumb tillsonburg school stealing my youth!%?..OK!! time to up the meds!!! HAHAHAHHA!!! I'm going to excersise my right to remain silent now.

I'm coocoo for contraband! -- Ralph Wiggum

Greetings from a parallel universe.

Hey. its like 10:24. I got up like an hour ago. (*screams* WHY!! DAMN YOU TO HELL ALARM CLOCK!!)
yeah. I am home alone!!! w00t. Dad's on dayshift and mom's out doing some tax returns "out-to-town". I am bored. no one is coming to the blog. I'm so dissapointed in you Blog. Why do you have to let me down like this? I thought we had something going for us? (Ag! mucho creepy.) Iv'e thought about it long and hard, and I still don't know what my greatest fear is. I even did some retarded "What Is Your Fear Quiz?" (www.emode.com). It said I had a fear of , like, A fear of moving forward. Like, as if. Oh my god did I just say as if?!? I'm turning retarded! ok.. ok .. calm down..ok i'm good.. whew. ok. so anyway. on wednesday we're going out to london (yes, it's a big deal for the people who pay gas money) so I can get me some of that D&D action. ......and mabey try to find neotokyo, again......

just wanted to give you a super important update. might change the blog up today..

Remember!
---if you ain't makin waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!!

mmm. I need to go back to school.

Darkended dreams
become modern grapes of wrath
reaping a bitter wine.

so what. it's a haiku.

I'm bored.

I'm going to http://www.shonenjump.com
smell ya later, blog.

DAMN YOU SUN MICROSYSTEMS!!!

Java not work. Please install Java. Java not work. Please install Java. Java not work. Please install Java. Java not work. Please install JavAAAAAA!!!!!! *rrrrr* (miscellaneous ramblings)

Looks like Java not work... but we will have pictures soon... mmmrrgh...

Boredom.

Sup Y'all?!?

Hey everybody!

(cricket chirps) ... Well, actually nobody, because nobody will be reading this right now! .. but mabey in a week.. At any rate This is the brand-spanking-new BLOG!! BOW TO IT'S SUPERIOR GLORY! *Cough* um.. yeah! so us all.. (scratch that) we all can chat bout stuffs, posts stuffs, and last but not least, TALK ABOUT STUFFS!! ANIME STUFFS! ANIME KICKS!! (note that this is why the blog is called "Anime Kicks." see figure 1) HAHAH!! we will have discussions! YEAH! so Quick Quick my minons!! grab you a username and tell us your real name (or not) and chat about ANIME! Or anything out of the blue! I am a total doorknob when it comes to anime, but dont get turned off! (and not in THAT way) about the new blog! I wan't everyone to join, and I mean everyone! that means you! anyone who likes anime! Get yer arses down here and start yappin!